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fetus

My favorite flavor of fetus is teriyaki.
by Hlalakar June 7, 2020
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Ellipses

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When writing I indicate a long pause in dialogue with ellipses.
by Hlalakar June 27, 2020
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Arctite

A rare colorless transparent mineral with the chemical formula of Na2Ca4(PO4)3F and found only in the Kola peninsula of Russia. Commonly mistaken for a fire type pokemon.
I was really lucky to find such an inexpensive arctite specimen.
by Hlalakar June 27, 2020
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Tourmaline

A magical class of complex borosilicates that can't wait to straighten your hair, gauge your pressure, adorn your bling, or fuck you up the ass.
The electrical properties of tourmaline make it great for pressure guages, and it feels great crammed into my balloon knot.
by Hlalakar June 24, 2020
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chigger

1. A mite from the Trombiculidae family.
2. A mixed race person with both Chinese and African ancestry
1. I went camping and woke up the next morning covered in chiggers.
2. I don't know if that chigger should be picking cotton or working on the railroad.
by Hlalakar June 6, 2020
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humbucker

A word that sounds really dirty, but which actually refers to a double coil guitar pickup.
I just bought a new humbucker and it works great.
by Hlalakar June 7, 2020
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Schrödinger's Sexuality

An advanced state of pansexuality which consists of a superposition of every possible sexuality.
I fucked the large hadron collider because of my Schrödinger's sexuality.
by Hlalakar June 7, 2020
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