Hitler's definitions

wet t-shirt contest

one of the best things you can get for free - young, barely legal girls (usually) wear thin wifebeaters and get drenched in cold, cold water. usually helped with large buckets or hoses.

tits

by hitler July 8, 2003

Lord Zod

The omnipotent ruler of planet Houston.

Kneel before Zod, pathetic infidel.

by Hitler January 18, 2003

crzy

A being of supernatural powers or attributes, believed in and worshiped by a people, especially a male deity thought to control some part of nature or reality; see God

a material object that is worshipped as a crzy

by Hitler February 22, 2003

ssad

ssad (s-sad) also S.S.A.D- n.
Origin- SAMS Band Room
1. Same Sex Attraction Dissorder
see also gay lesbian

The people at that bar are ssad.
This song is ssad.
Are you gay or ssad?

by Hitler April 13, 2004

fwice

An old english term that refers to the amniotic fluid, blood, placenta and aborted fetus that exit a females body after severe lower abdominal or vaginal trauma.

"Donner stop eatting that fwice! What the fuck is wrong with you!?"

by hitler January 20, 2004

owned

to be dominated by someone or something
often used in conjugation with words such as indoid, hilarious, suckers, ass, sex, quite etc.

that ass did quite get hilariously DOMINATED!!!

by Hitler June 4, 2004

Blitzkreig

The act of quickly moving your hand on an intercept course with the genitals of a nearby member of the opposite sex. The swift act of aggression is named for it's inspiration, Hitler's "lightning war" on Poland. Here, the hands are the Panzer division, whilst the genitalia are poor, helpless Poland. Poor, poor Polacks.

Holy Shit, man! Your Blitzkreig just went through that emo chick! Don't blitz such frail, frail, frail, crying people in the future! Don't touch the emos!

by Hitler April 1, 2005