HITLER's definitions

patriot

Hitler

someone of Hitlish origin, or at least looks like hitler

hitler is the greatest patriot in history

by hitler July 15, 2004

ejaculation

eruption of jizz/cum/semen/sperm/manjuice/milk

i had a very large ejaculation once she finished off the bj with a two handed wank.

by hitler July 8, 2003

420

Hitlers Birthday, and a day to celebrate the fact that a bunch of hippies over in Cali made 420 their high time code...

Dude! Party on 4/20 for Hitler, bring the pot!!!

by hitler April 22, 2005

Lord Zod

The omnipotent ruler of planet Houston.

Kneel before Zod, pathetic infidel.

by Hitler January 18, 2003

wet t-shirt contest

one of the best things you can get for free - young, barely legal girls (usually) wear thin wifebeaters and get drenched in cold, cold water. usually helped with large buckets or hoses.

tits

by hitler July 8, 2003

Blitzkreig

The act of quickly moving your hand on an intercept course with the genitals of a nearby member of the opposite sex. The swift act of aggression is named for it's inspiration, Hitler's "lightning war" on Poland. Here, the hands are the Panzer division, whilst the genitalia are poor, helpless Poland. Poor, poor Polacks.

Holy Shit, man! Your Blitzkreig just went through that emo chick! Don't blitz such frail, frail, frail, crying people in the future! Don't touch the emos!

by Hitler April 1, 2005

owned

to be dominated by someone or something
often used in conjugation with words such as indoid, hilarious, suckers, ass, sex, quite etc.

that ass did quite get hilariously DOMINATED!!!

by Hitler June 4, 2004