Hi, I'm Steve's definitions

Se suicider

To commit suicide in french.

Wanna go to the mall?
Se suicider.
Huh? Is that french?

by Hi, I'm Steve May 13, 2018

i

When Apple runs out of ideas for unique product names (not that that will happen, Apple’s not unique) so just removes the suffix completely and calls their product ‘i’.

Apple is selling small jars with a vaccum inside and calling the ‘i’. Get it? It’s nothing so it’s just ‘i’.
*Googles “how to tie a noose”*

by Hi, I'm Steve January 7, 2019

The Storm

The big wall of death in Fortnite.

Why do people fight people in the storm when they’re almost dead? They could have left and lived and maybe had a chance at winning.

by Hi, I'm Steve January 9, 2019

Gold SCAR

A misspelling of Orange SCAR.

I got a Gold SCAR!
No, look at the background of the icon. That’s Orange. It’s an Orange SCAR! And don’t use “the glow is gold” as an excuse. The glow for grey items is brown.

by Hi, I'm Steve January 22, 2019

dies of cringe

To see or hear something, so f*cking cringy you die.

"I PLAY POKÉMON GO EVERYDAY!!!!!"
*dies of cringe*

by Hi, I'm Steve December 18, 2017

Cringe

Furries.

Furries make me cringe.

by Hi, I'm Steve May 13, 2018

Please discontinue your life

Kill yourself.

Please discontinue your life.

by Hi, I'm Steve May 9, 2018