Hi, I'm Steve's definitions

Gold SCAR

A misspelling of Orange SCAR.

I got a Gold SCAR!
No, look at the background of the icon. That’s Orange. It’s an Orange SCAR! And don’t use “the glow is gold” as an excuse. The glow for grey items is brown.

by Hi, I'm Steve January 22, 2019

dies of cringe

To see or hear something, so f*cking cringy you die.

"I PLAY POKÉMON GO EVERYDAY!!!!!"
*dies of cringe*

by Hi, I'm Steve December 18, 2017

Se suicider

To commit suicide in french.

Wanna go to the mall?
Se suicider.
Huh? Is that french?

by Hi, I'm Steve May 13, 2018

Life

Something I don't have.

I have no life

by Hi, I'm Steve May 10, 2018

Napal

That country with the weird triangley flag. 🇳🇵

Napal has a weird *ss flag that represents the Himalayas.

by Hi, I'm Steve January 9, 2019

Furry

Cancer

Cancer = Furry

by Hi, I'm Steve January 7, 2019

i

When Apple runs out of ideas for unique product names (not that that will happen, Apple’s not unique) so just removes the suffix completely and calls their product ‘i’.

Apple is selling small jars with a vaccum inside and calling the ‘i’. Get it? It’s nothing so it’s just ‘i’.
*Googles “how to tie a noose”*

by Hi, I'm Steve January 7, 2019