Definitions by Hi, I'm Steve

The Storm 

The big wall of death in Fortnite.

Why do people fight people in the storm when they’re almost dead? They could have left and lived and maybe had a chance at winning.

The Storm by Hi, I'm Steve January 9, 2019

Dwayne the Roc Johnson 

When Dwayne Johnson turns into a giant mythological bird from Arabic mythology.

A Roc is a giant mythological bird in Arabic mythology.
Dwayne the Roc Johnson? He’s not a bird, buddy.

Dwayne the Roc Johnson by Hi, I'm Steve January 9, 2019

Lynx 

The Default Lynx is the default of non-defaults.

Everybody plays as Lynx while Zenith is left in the dust.

Lynx by Hi, I'm Steve January 9, 2019

Furry

Cancer

Cancer = Furry

Furry by Hi, I'm Steve January 7, 2019

Weeaboo 

Cancer

Weeaboo = Cancer

Weeaboo by Hi, I'm Steve January 7, 2019

i 

When Apple runs out of ideas for unique product names (not that that will happen, Apple’s not unique) so just removes the suffix completely and calls their product ‘i’.

Apple is selling small jars with a vaccum inside and calling the ‘i’. Get it? It’s nothing so it’s just ‘i’.
*Googles “how to tie a noose”*

i by Hi, I'm Steve January 7, 2019

Cringe 

Furries.

Furries make me cringe.

Cringe by Hi, I'm Steve May 13, 2018