Definitions by Hi, I'm Steve

Business Class 

Taking this is a terrible decision.

Business class is so boring. I’m writing this in business class. Business class is SO boring that I’m writing an Urban Dictionary definition about it to help relieve bordom in the class. It’s not working.
It’s SO boring that I was just touring Penny Lane in Google Street View.

Business Class by Hi, I'm Steve January 22, 2019

Urban Dictionary 

The act of CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED a girl’s CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED.

Urban Dictionary is dirty.

Urban Dictionary by Hi, I'm Steve January 22, 2019

Gold SCAR

A misspelling of Orange SCAR.

I got a Gold SCAR!
No, look at the background of the icon. That’s Orange. It’s an Orange SCAR! And don’t use “the glow is gold” as an excuse. The glow for grey items is brown.

Gold SCAR by Hi, I'm Steve January 22, 2019

no u 

This redirects to “Counter Arguments” on Wikipedia. No joke, you can try it.

‘No u’ redirects to “Counter Argument” on Wikipedia.

no u by Hi, I'm Steve January 10, 2019

Rocket 

The term the DPRK uses for giant nock off nerf bullets.

North Korea says they can launch a ‘Rocket’ to the USA. They can’t. Foam isn’t easy to propel efficiently across giant oceans.

Rocket by Hi, I'm Steve January 10, 2019

Napal 

That country with the weird triangley flag. 🇳🇵

Napal has a weird *ss flag that represents the Himalayas.

Napal by Hi, I'm Steve January 9, 2019

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicavolcanoconiosis 

A misspelling of pneumonoultramicroscopicsiliovolcanoconiosis.

“Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicavolcanoconiosis is the longest word in the dictionary!”
“No it’s not! Pneumonoultramicroscopicsiliovolcanoconiosis is!”
“What?”
“You misspelled it by one letter!”

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicavolcanoconiosis by Hi, I'm Steve January 9, 2019