Hi, I'm Steve's definitions

Stupid

What makes up 99.09% of the current world's population.

Chances are, you are pretty flipping stupid!

by Hi, I'm Steve September 25, 2017

Weeaboo

Cancer

Weeaboo = Cancer

by Hi, I'm Steve January 7, 2019

Furry

Cancer

Cancer = Furry

by Hi, I'm Steve January 7, 2019

Dwayne the Roc Johnson

When Dwayne Johnson turns into a giant mythological bird from Arabic mythology.

A Roc is a giant mythological bird in Arabic mythology.
Dwayne the Roc Johnson? He’s not a bird, buddy.

by Hi, I'm Steve January 9, 2019

Tortoise

Tortoises are horrible, disgusting abominations ruled by the tyrant Presidant of the United Testudines of America, Donald J. Tortoise. These horrid BEAST where once peaceful with the turtles and terrapins, until they suddenly attacked, why they did this is still unknown, but Presidant Donald Tortoise is proven to be a part of it by Queen Turtahl IV of the TU/Testudine Kingdom's spy's. Hopefully someday the Turtles will successfully rise against these terrible tyrants. The shibe in the gif by the way, the tortoise is taking it as a slave.

Tortoises must all burn in hell as they are corrupted far to much to ever make peace. Turtles and terrapins are godly!

by Hi, I'm Steve May 9, 2018

Lynx

The Default Lynx is the default of non-defaults.

Everybody plays as Lynx while Zenith is left in the dust.

by Hi, I'm Steve January 9, 2019

i

When Apple runs out of ideas for unique product names (not that that will happen, Apple’s not unique) so just removes the suffix completely and calls their product ‘i’.

Apple is selling small jars with a vaccum inside and calling the ‘i’. Get it? It’s nothing so it’s just ‘i’.
*Googles “how to tie a noose”*

by Hi, I'm Steve January 7, 2019