Rocket

The term the DPRK uses for giant nock off nerf bullets.

North Korea says they can launch a ‘Rocket’ to the USA. They can’t. Foam isn’t easy to propel efficiently across giant oceans.

by Hi, I'm Steve January 10, 2019

Life

Something I don't have.

I have no life

by Hi, I'm Steve May 10, 2018

The Storm

The big wall of death in Fortnite.

Why do people fight people in the storm when they’re almost dead? They could have left and lived and maybe had a chance at winning.

by Hi, I'm Steve January 09, 2019

Stupid

What makes up 99.09% of the current world's population.

Chances are, you are pretty flipping stupid!

by Hi, I'm Steve September 25, 2017

Tortoise

Tortoises are horrible, disgusting abominations ruled by the tyrant Presidant of the United Testudines of America, Donald J. Tortoise. These horrid BEAST where once peaceful with the turtles and terrapins, until they suddenly attacked, why they did this is still unknown, but Presidant Donald Tortoise is proven to be a part of it by Queen Turtahl IV of the TU/Testudine Kingdom's spy's. Hopefully someday the Turtles will successfully rise against these terrible tyrants. The shibe in the gif by the way, the tortoise is taking it as a slave.

Tortoises must all burn in hell as they are corrupted far to much to ever make peace. Turtles and terrapins are godly!

by Hi, I'm Steve May 09, 2018

Dwayne the Roc Johnson

When Dwayne Johnson turns into a giant mythological bird from Arabic mythology.

A Roc is a giant mythological bird in Arabic mythology.
Dwayne the Roc Johnson? He’s not a bird, buddy.

by Hi, I'm Steve January 09, 2019

Lynx

The Default Lynx is the default of non-defaults.

Everybody plays as Lynx while Zenith is left in the dust.

by Hi, I'm Steve January 09, 2019