Cringe

Furries.

Furries make me cringe.

by Hi, I'm Steve March 20, 2018

Life

Something I don't have.

I have no life

by Hi, I'm Steve March 08, 2018

Rocket

The term the DPRK uses for giant nock off nerf bullets.

North Korea says they can launch a ‘Rocket’ to the USA. They can’t. Foam isn’t easy to propel efficiently across giant oceans.

by Hi, I'm Steve January 11, 2019

Weeaboo

Cancer

Weeaboo = Cancer

by Hi, I'm Steve January 07, 2019

Se suicider

To commit suicide in french.

Wanna go to the mall?
Se suicider.
Huh? Is that french?

by Hi, I'm Steve March 20, 2018

Dwayne the Roc Johnson

When Dwayne Johnson turns into a giant mythological bird from Arabic mythology.

A Roc is a giant mythological bird in Arabic mythology.
Dwayne the Roc Johnson? He’s not a bird, buddy.

by Hi, I'm Steve January 09, 2019

i

When Apple runs out of ideas for unique product names (not that that will happen, Apple’s not unique) so just removes the suffix completely and calls their product ‘i’.

Apple is selling small jars with a vaccum inside and calling the ‘i’. Get it? It’s nothing so it’s just ‘i’.
*Googles “how to tie a noose”*

by Hi, I'm Steve January 07, 2019