Hi, I'm Steve's definitions

Furry

Cancer

Cancer = Furry

by Hi, I'm Steve January 7, 2019

Weeaboo

Cancer

Weeaboo = Cancer

by Hi, I'm Steve January 7, 2019

i

When Apple runs out of ideas for unique product names (not that that will happen, Apple’s not unique) so just removes the suffix completely and calls their product ‘i’.

Apple is selling small jars with a vaccum inside and calling the ‘i’. Get it? It’s nothing so it’s just ‘i’.
*Googles “how to tie a noose”*

by Hi, I'm Steve January 7, 2019

Napal

That country with the weird triangley flag. 🇳🇵

Napal has a weird *ss flag that represents the Himalayas.

by Hi, I'm Steve January 9, 2019

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicavolcanoconiosis

A misspelling of pneumonoultramicroscopicsiliovolcanoconiosis.

“Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicavolcanoconiosis is the longest word in the dictionary!”
“No it’s not! Pneumonoultramicroscopicsiliovolcanoconiosis is!”
“What?”
“You misspelled it by one letter!”

by Hi, I'm Steve January 9, 2019

The Storm

The big wall of death in Fortnite.

Why do people fight people in the storm when they’re almost dead? They could have left and lived and maybe had a chance at winning.

by Hi, I'm Steve January 9, 2019

Dwayne the Roc Johnson

When Dwayne Johnson turns into a giant mythological bird from Arabic mythology.

A Roc is a giant mythological bird in Arabic mythology.
Dwayne the Roc Johnson? He’s not a bird, buddy.

by Hi, I'm Steve January 9, 2019