Hi, I'm Steve's definitions

Tortoise

Tortoises are horrible, disgusting abominations ruled by the tyrant Presidant of the United Testudines of America, Donald J. Tortoise. These horrid BEAST where once peaceful with the turtles and terrapins, until they suddenly attacked, why they did this is still unknown, but Presidant Donald Tortoise is proven to be a part of it by Queen Turtahl IV of the TU/Testudine Kingdom's spy's. Hopefully someday the Turtles will successfully rise against these terrible tyrants. The shibe in the gif by the way, the tortoise is taking it as a slave.

Tortoises must all burn in hell as they are corrupted far to much to ever make peace. Turtles and terrapins are godly!

by Hi, I'm Steve May 9, 2018

Dwayne the Roc Johnson

When Dwayne Johnson turns into a giant mythological bird from Arabic mythology.

A Roc is a giant mythological bird in Arabic mythology.
Dwayne the Roc Johnson? He’s not a bird, buddy.

by Hi, I'm Steve January 9, 2019

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicavolcanoconiosis

A misspelling of pneumonoultramicroscopicsiliovolcanoconiosis.

“Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicavolcanoconiosis is the longest word in the dictionary!”
“No it’s not! Pneumonoultramicroscopicsiliovolcanoconiosis is!”
“What?”
“You misspelled it by one letter!”

by Hi, I'm Steve January 9, 2019

Stupid

What makes up 99.09% of the current world's population.

Chances are, you are pretty flipping stupid!

by Hi, I'm Steve September 25, 2017

Weeaboo

Cancer

Weeaboo = Cancer

by Hi, I'm Steve January 7, 2019

no u

This redirects to “Counter Arguments” on Wikipedia. No joke, you can try it.

‘No u’ redirects to “Counter Argument” on Wikipedia.

by Hi, I'm Steve January 10, 2019

Lynx

The Default Lynx is the default of non-defaults.

Everybody plays as Lynx while Zenith is left in the dust.

by Hi, I'm Steve January 9, 2019