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Lagulence
lagulence
noun
The awkward delay between when a fart happens and when the smell arrives.
Example:
“There was a full three-second lagulence before anyone reacted.”
lagulence
noun
The awkward delay between when a fart happens and when the smell arrives.
Example:
“There was a full three-second lagulence before anyone reacted.”
by Heymuse January 2, 2026
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smogulence
noun
A city’s polluted air that feels like collective, industrial-scale flatulence.
Example:
“Downtown had a heavy layer of smogulence this morning.”
smogulence
noun
A city’s polluted air that feels like collective, industrial-scale flatulence.
Example:
“Downtown had a heavy layer of smogulence this morning.”
by Heymuse January 2, 2026
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fowlulence
noun
The combined odor of chicken coop gases, manure, and bird flatulence.
Example:
“One step into the coop and you’re hit with fowlulence.”
fowlulence
noun
The combined odor of chicken coop gases, manure, and bird flatulence.
Example:
“One step into the coop and you’re hit with fowlulence.”
by Heymuse January 2, 2026
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canulence
noun
The particularly foul flatulence produced by dogs, especially after eating something they shouldn’t have.
Example:
“The canulence cleared the living room in seconds.”
canulence
noun
The particularly foul flatulence produced by dogs, especially after eating something they shouldn’t have.
Example:
“The canulence cleared the living room in seconds.”
by Heymuse January 2, 2026
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bovulence
noun
The large-scale methane flatulence produced by cows, often blamed for climate change and rural stench.
Example:
“The pasture was blanketed in bovulence.”
bovulence
noun
The large-scale methane flatulence produced by cows, often blamed for climate change and rural stench.
Example:
“The pasture was blanketed in bovulence.”
The pasture was blanketed in bovulence.”
by Heymuse January 2, 2026
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petrolence
noun
The noxious cloud of fumes released when filling up a gas tank, resembling an industrial-strength fart.
Example:
“That petrolence at the pump hit harder than my morning coffee breath.”
petrolence
noun
The noxious cloud of fumes released when filling up a gas tank, resembling an industrial-strength fart.
Example:
“That petrolence at the pump hit harder than my morning coffee breath.”
by Heymuse January 2, 2026
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electulence
noun
A sneaky fart combined with static electricity in dry air, often felt as both a shock and a smell.
Example:
“He shocked everyone at the party with a burst of electulence.”
electulence
noun
A sneaky fart combined with static electricity in dry air, often felt as both a shock and a smell.
Example:
“He shocked everyone at the party with a burst of electulence.”
by Heymuse January 2, 2026
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