Hey man it's STIMPY's definitions

Creepy Coles

A middle aged man a few years from being a senior citizen. He is married but he has been in the closet since his early years. He prefers younger men and he always makes his presence known and is quite overbearing at times.

Their saying Kevin Spacey might be a Creepy Coles.

by Hey man it's STIMPY December 12, 2020

J.T.

J=Just T=Tiny

J.T. means Just Tiny.

by Hey man it's STIMPY April 7, 2024

Black Jimbo

An African American male with a well built physique and near superhuman strength but with a brain the size of a peanut. Black Jimbo's have a hard time concentrating on basic tasks such as walking and blinking their eyes.

I asked Marcus to let me borrow a pen but he gave me ruler instead. I should have known better because he's a Black Jimbo.

by Hey man it's STIMPY December 15, 2020

Sippin Steve

A total drunk, consumes any alcohol in sight and won't stop until he passes out.

Hide your beer, here comes sippin steve.

by Hey man it's STIMPY December 14, 2020

JAUNTAUM

Cajun slang for small penis.

Ben doesn't use the locker room showers after practice because he's ashamed of his Jauntaum.

by Hey man it's STIMPY April 23, 2024

Easy Stevie

A really loose RECTOM/ BUTTHOLE. Anything penetrates it with no resistance.

Tom: Hey Oliver did you hook up with Tammy?
Oliver: Yea we did anal and she was so loose, she had an Easy Stevie.

by Hey man it's STIMPY February 16, 2021

Jerky Johnson

A guy who's entire existence is based off of masterbating. Jerky Johnsons are not interested in relationships or companionship because pornsites are their better half.

Tim has never had a girlfriend because he is a Jerky Johnson.

by Hey man it's STIMPY December 14, 2020