Definitions by Hevie Iron Bull

antietam

A metaphor for a powerful bowel movement.

Don't go into the loo just yet, Johnnie. I just made a powerful BM, and let me tell ya it was full-on Antietam in there!

antietam by Hevie Iron Bull September 1, 2025

Toxic Masculinity 

An abstract concept that is probably useful for understanding some extreme male behaviors yet is often trundled out and weaponized when someone simply disagrees with somebody else.

Suzie : "I think we should name our boy Shandina."

Bill : "Oh, I prefer Kenneth... Maybe we can compromise?"

Suzie: "TOXIC MASCULINITYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! Get me a divorce lawyer NOW!"

Toxic Masculinity by Hevie Iron Bull January 27, 2019

White supremacy 

1. The tendency to favor paler breads that are not wheat, rye, or pumpernickel.

2. The preference for vanilla ice cream over chocolate, butterscotch, lemon chiffon, and whatnot.

"Get over your white supremacy, Justin. Pumpernickel is healthier than that Wonderbread shite."

White supremacy by Hevie Iron Bull September 28, 2017

Northbound Migration

The physical process of reversing course as one moves their head from a woman's breast towards her genitalia.

"Karen begged me to go down on her while I was suckin' her titties. It sounded like a good idea, but when I got to the vicinity of her navel her pussy stench overpowered me and I had to embark on a northbound migration. Ewww! Stank city!"

Northbound Migration by Hevie Iron Bull February 11, 2013