Heroic Ling Ling's definitions

Captain Yesterday

Fry's super hero name after joining The New Justice Team. His super powers include super strength and super speed, but he can't fall faster than a gemerald or command sea creatures. He helped steal the Gemerald so that Leela's parents wouldn't be killed.

Leela-Do we have the ability to command sea creatures?

Fry-Hey Zoidberg, get in here

Zoidberg-Screw You

by Heroic Ling Ling November 24, 2004

Justice League

Basically a better version of the Superfriends. Composed of Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, The Flash, Green Lanturn, and The Martian Manhunter, they defend the earth from all kinds of evil people like Lex Luthor.Ever since the end of the Superfriends, they dropped The Wonder Twins, their monkey, and Aquaman(though he did make an appearance at one point and the whole episode revolved around a new cooler him with a hook hand).Unfortunatly, Hawkgirl's leave spawned Justice League Unlimited, which blows monkey balls because GL is bald, they have way too many heroes,Lex is a good guy, and Martian Manhunter does nothing.

Justice League is much cooler without the Wonder Twins.

by Heroic Ling Ling November 13, 2004

Wooldoor Sockbat

A ripoff of Spongebob Squarepants as seen in Comedy Central's Animated Reality Show, "Drawn Together". He's a cool guy that just wants to be loved, but he can't because he's really fucking annoying. He can take on any shape, split in two, and become any profession he wants. He was also the only one to be eaten by Clara's pussy. To add to all that,he keeps many things shoved up his ass for comic timing including a lamp containing a homosexual genie.

Wooldoor Sockbat:A Fucking Annoying Wacky Whatchamacallit.

by Heroic Ling Ling November 24, 2004

Cloberella

Leela's super hero name after joining The New Justice Team. She dresses in layers and has super strength and super speed, but lacks the ability to command sea creatures. She had to steal the gemerald to free her parents from the Zookeeper

Cloberella beat you up, who does she beat up, YOU!!!

by Heroic Ling Ling November 24, 2004

Super King

Bender's super hero name after joining The New Justice Team. He has no real powers, but he's a robot so that makes up for it of course. They had to steal the gemerald to give to the Zookeeper so Leela's parents wouldn't be killed

Super King is not ammused.

by Heroic Ling Ling November 24, 2004