Definitions by Herobrine Richter
Protocol 49
Undoomed: I'm untouchable!
Herobrine: I'm about to end this man's whole career! (activates Protocol 49)
Herobrine: I'm about to end this man's whole career! (activates Protocol 49)
Protocol 49 by Herobrine Richter June 10, 2019
Super-Fridge
Weatherman: Today is Super-Fridge weather, with widespread temperatures of -40°C, -50°C is likely and -55°C is possible.
Minecrafter: Wow, I didn't know that Super-Fridges existed, but do they really work at -40°C or at -50°C?
Product Reviewer: Yes they do. In fact, four of them work at temperatures as low as -115°C!
Minecrafter: Wow...
Minecrafter: Wow, I didn't know that Super-Fridges existed, but do they really work at -40°C or at -50°C?
Product Reviewer: Yes they do. In fact, four of them work at temperatures as low as -115°C!
Minecrafter: Wow...
Super-Fridge by Herobrine Richter May 23, 2019
Richter Spectrum
The Richter Spectrum is used for measuring stupidity and insanity around the world.
1-10=normal
11-20=not normal
21-30=crazy
31-40=frightening
over 40=insanity
1-10=normal
11-20=not normal
21-30=crazy
31-40=frightening
over 40=insanity
Friend: What's up dude?
Other Friend: You register a 27 on the Richter Spectrum
Friend: What is the Richter Spectrum
Other Friend: The Richter Spectrum is used for measuring stupidity and insanity around the world
Friend: I heard that the abortion pill is free here in America. How much do you think does it register on the Richter Spectrum?
Other Friend: A 7 on the Richter Spectrum
Friend: Nope. It's off the Richter Spectrum, meaning it's insanity.
Other Friend: O_O
Other Friend: You register a 27 on the Richter Spectrum
Friend: What is the Richter Spectrum
Other Friend: The Richter Spectrum is used for measuring stupidity and insanity around the world
Friend: I heard that the abortion pill is free here in America. How much do you think does it register on the Richter Spectrum?
Other Friend: A 7 on the Richter Spectrum
Friend: Nope. It's off the Richter Spectrum, meaning it's insanity.
Other Friend: O_O
Richter Spectrum by Herobrine Richter May 11, 2019
Richter Spectrum
Herobrine: Let's look at the news.
EAS: We interrupt our programming. This is a national emergency. The Richter Spectrum is predicted to explode within the next four hours.
Herobrine: What is the Richter Spectrum?
Minecraft Expert: The Richter Spectrum is an invention devised by Daniel Stevens, and is used for measuring stupidity around the world.
EAS: We interrupt our programming. This is a national emergency. The Richter Spectrum is predicted to explode within the next four hours.
Herobrine: What is the Richter Spectrum?
Minecraft Expert: The Richter Spectrum is an invention devised by Daniel Stevens, and is used for measuring stupidity around the world.
Richter Spectrum by Herobrine Richter May 9, 2019
Wormbrine
Herobrine: Let's see today's report from list25
list25: I'm Mike with list25, and here are 25 types of-
EAS: We interrupt our regular programming. This is not a test. A Wormbrine has been found only 10 miles from Los Angeles. Wormbrines are Worm-Herobrine hybrids that swim at average speeds of 20 to 30 mph with maximum speeds of 40 mph.
list25: I'm Mike with list25, and here are 25 types of-
EAS: We interrupt our regular programming. This is not a test. A Wormbrine has been found only 10 miles from Los Angeles. Wormbrines are Worm-Herobrine hybrids that swim at average speeds of 20 to 30 mph with maximum speeds of 40 mph.
Wormbrine by Herobrine Richter March 27, 2019
Zerobrine
When Mr Richter saw Herobrine, he said "Look at you! You're overrated 100%. You're not even scary, kid! And you call yourself Herobrine? More like Zerobrine! From Hero to Zero, you get it? Aynways, gotta publish today's News with my brother Mike Richter! Cya!"
Zerobrine by Herobrine Richter March 14, 2019
A 0 on the Richter Scale
A 0 on the Richter Scale by Herobrine Richter March 12, 2019