Herbie Dongsporran's definitions
'As poor Oscar recklessly gouged his parched shit pipe raw, the entire kitchen was disguised in dung druff.'
by Herbie Dongsporran October 1, 2021
Get the Dung Druffmug. The inaugral shedding of coose claret after a degenerate nonce has entered his victim for the first time.
When the police searched his bedroom, they found remnants of semen and grooming jam on his bespattered y-fronts and all 4 walls of the room.
by Herbie Dongsporran July 27, 2021
Get the Grooming Jammug. AKA Splash Tash
The stocky mass of bugger broth which usually finds itself pumped on the chops of a genuflecting lass or ravenous mincer.
The stocky mass of bugger broth which usually finds itself pumped on the chops of a genuflecting lass or ravenous mincer.
‘As Denise skipped out of Pinewood Studios after her successful audition, she wondered if the 50cc’s of rod flem that had been pissed on her face to form a claggy jizz beard was worth it.
by Herbie Dongsporran October 13, 2021
Get the Jizz Beardmug. AKA Noncilitis
An oral infection which occurs when someone's larynx has been mercilessly reemed by a pneumatic bell thrust.
Very common amongst first term boarding pupils.
An oral infection which occurs when someone's larynx has been mercilessly reemed by a pneumatic bell thrust.
Very common amongst first term boarding pupils.
'As the predatorial house master prowled the dormitories at lights out, a quivering and defeseless Horacio wept in the darkness, staring down the barrel of his housemaster's pulsating wang. He resigned himself to yet another contraction of poncilitis/noncilitis'.
by Herbie Dongsporran October 1, 2021
Get the Poncilitismug. A nostril scorching, sphincter shredding cacophony of ropey pan slamming turds.
A bog grenade often tromboning out of the anus.
Side effects include; hallucinations, retinal bleeding, projectile vomiting, suicidal thoughts/practices, ear infections, giddiness, hair loss and partial deafness.
A bog grenade often tromboning out of the anus.
Side effects include; hallucinations, retinal bleeding, projectile vomiting, suicidal thoughts/practices, ear infections, giddiness, hair loss and partial deafness.
A heavily sedated Daley Tom lay motionless following his double hip replacement as a consequence of his giddying atomic shitten episode.’
‘Health experts have confirmed the accident was triggered by furious and animalistic honeymoon bumming’
‘Health experts have confirmed the accident was triggered by furious and animalistic honeymoon bumming’
by Herbie Dongsporran August 30, 2022
Get the Atomic Shittenmug. Aka Chimples
The mottled, pustulant facial boon boils most commonly contracted from dismal nutritional intake, chiefly fried chicken, jerk goat and kool aid.
The mottled, pustulant facial boon boils most commonly contracted from dismal nutritional intake, chiefly fried chicken, jerk goat and kool aid.
‘The complexion of the triplets DeMarcus, Keithroy and Marquavias drew loud gasps from the staff at the drive thru window,
where they were seen plucking and picking each other’s disfiguring,
rancid masks of blackne with their feet whilst consuming fistfuls of chicken wings.’
‘The staff instantly recognised the notorious triplets from their police descriptions which resembled two ping pong balls in a bowl of rasisins or two boiled eggs floating in a dish of prunes.’
where they were seen plucking and picking each other’s disfiguring,
rancid masks of blackne with their feet whilst consuming fistfuls of chicken wings.’
‘The staff instantly recognised the notorious triplets from their police descriptions which resembled two ping pong balls in a bowl of rasisins or two boiled eggs floating in a dish of prunes.’
by Herbie Dongsporran January 23, 2022
Get the Blacknemug. AKA Spoff Rug
The knob knurling strip of facial hair known chiefly amongst misguided middle aged mincers as a goat patch.
Considered cool and trendy by the delusional wearer alone and his camp, prancing, pile poking butt pirate(s). Lovers.
The knob knurling strip of facial hair known chiefly amongst misguided middle aged mincers as a goat patch.
Considered cool and trendy by the delusional wearer alone and his camp, prancing, pile poking butt pirate(s). Lovers.
‘As Olympian Daley Tom wrenched his spent bollocks from the Bellcro strip of his lovers spunk glazed mandible, he wept.’
by Herbie Dongsporran January 30, 2022
Get the Bellcro Stripmug.