AKA Spoff Rug
The knob knurling strip of facial hair known chiefly amongst misguided middle aged mincers as a goat patch.
Considered cool and trendy by the delusional wearer alone and his camp, prancing, pile poking butt pirate(s). Lovers.
The knob knurling strip of facial hair known chiefly amongst misguided middle aged mincers as a goat patch.
Considered cool and trendy by the delusional wearer alone and his camp, prancing, pile poking butt pirate(s). Lovers.
‘As Olympian Daley Tom wrenched his spent bollocks from the Bellcro strip of his lovers spunk glazed mandible, he wept.’
by Herbie Dongsporran January 30, 2022
‘Upon closer inspection of Jada’s gristly twat lips, the student ginecologist was rendered motionless from a fringe parting fallopian tuba. The noisome gust evoked decades of repeated dicking’.
by Herbie Dongsporran January 29, 2024
I spent a fruitless bank holiday creaming my wives clump sporran with factor 50 sun block. To no avail.
by Herbie Dongsporran December 31, 2020
(Disabled Access)
The extraneous appartus commonly designated to the burdensome handicapped.
Often ugly, obtrusive and surplus to requirements. Much like the spackcess.
These cumbersome, invasive mong mobilisers have infested public buildings such as library's, swimming baths, hospitals and schools.
The extraneous appartus commonly designated to the burdensome handicapped.
Often ugly, obtrusive and surplus to requirements. Much like the spackcess.
These cumbersome, invasive mong mobilisers have infested public buildings such as library's, swimming baths, hospitals and schools.
'Predictably, the newly installed spackcess lift at the bingo hall has failed to decrease the volume of spack droppings that the caretaker must bleach and steam out of the carpets on a daily basis'.
OR
'Ironically, the access to the spackcess was compromised by a cloying lagoon of spack gravy. Creating a lethal skid pan for the able bodied bingo players'.
OR
'Ironically, the access to the spackcess was compromised by a cloying lagoon of spack gravy. Creating a lethal skid pan for the able bodied bingo players'.
by Herbie Dongsporran October 12, 2021
Indelible stain of a baked or steamed in shit stain within a persons underpants, bed clothes, pyjamas
Common amongst patrons of bookmakers, gamers, anglers, coach drivers, truckers, the chronically bone idle/workshy and long haul pilots. AKA Skid Halo.
Common amongst patrons of bookmakers, gamers, anglers, coach drivers, truckers, the chronically bone idle/workshy and long haul pilots. AKA Skid Halo.
Tragically, an unsuspecting launderette owner leapt to his death after unzipping an anonymous holdall containing undergarments riddled with mighty skid ghosts. Police speculate the skull-splitting skid ghost vapours fueld his suicidal delirium.
by Herbie Dongsporran March 28, 2021
AKA Ragnits
The Indomitable community of insect like creatures that flourish in the chosen habitat of a Sikh's buttery scalp and head shroud.
The Indomitable community of insect like creatures that flourish in the chosen habitat of a Sikh's buttery scalp and head shroud.
Upon finally discarding his festering turb, Hardeep was overwhelmed, blinded and suffocated by the legions of scurrying turbants/ragnits that had dwelled on his bonce since youth.
by Herbie Dongsporran July 24, 2021
Aka Chimples
The mottled, pustulant facial boon boils most commonly contracted from dismal nutritional intake, chiefly fried chicken, jerk goat and kool aid.
The mottled, pustulant facial boon boils most commonly contracted from dismal nutritional intake, chiefly fried chicken, jerk goat and kool aid.
‘The complexion of the triplets DeMarcus, Keithroy and Marquavias drew loud gasps from the staff at the drive thru window,
where they were seen plucking and picking each other’s disfiguring,
rancid masks of blackne with their feet whilst consuming fistfuls of chicken wings.’
‘The staff instantly recognised the notorious triplets from their police descriptions which resembled two ping pong balls in a bowl of rasisins or two boiled eggs floating in a dish of prunes.’
where they were seen plucking and picking each other’s disfiguring,
rancid masks of blackne with their feet whilst consuming fistfuls of chicken wings.’
‘The staff instantly recognised the notorious triplets from their police descriptions which resembled two ping pong balls in a bowl of rasisins or two boiled eggs floating in a dish of prunes.’
by Herbie Dongsporran January 23, 2022