'As poor Oscar recklessly gouged his parched shit pipe raw, the entire kitchen was disguised in dung druff.'
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Microscopic yet with an ungodly odour, they are found exclusively on the oily hide of a subcontinental being. Simply neutralised with any common soap.
Microscopic yet with an ungodly odour, they are found exclusively on the oily hide of a subcontinental being. Simply neutralised with any common soap.
A battalion of British rifleman have turned their weapons on themselves in the face of a murderous pong fog of Pakteria.
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The mottled, pustulant facial boon boils most commonly contracted from dismal nutritional intake, chiefly fried chicken, jerk goat and kool aid.
The mottled, pustulant facial boon boils most commonly contracted from dismal nutritional intake, chiefly fried chicken, jerk goat and kool aid.
‘The complexion of the triplets DeMarcus, Keithroy and Marquavias drew loud gasps from the staff at the drive thru window,
where they were seen plucking and picking each other’s disfiguring,
rancid masks of blackne with their feet whilst consuming fistfuls of chicken wings.’
‘The staff instantly recognised the notorious triplets from their police descriptions which resembled two ping pong balls in a bowl of rasisins or two boiled eggs floating in a dish of prunes.’
where they were seen plucking and picking each other’s disfiguring,
rancid masks of blackne with their feet whilst consuming fistfuls of chicken wings.’
‘The staff instantly recognised the notorious triplets from their police descriptions which resembled two ping pong balls in a bowl of rasisins or two boiled eggs floating in a dish of prunes.’
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Sometimes consumed dry but frequently moistened by perspiration around the anus.
Consumed with a garnish of coarse black hair, this is a staple of middle-eastern cuisine.
Sometimes consumed dry but frequently moistened by perspiration around the anus.
Consumed with a garnish of coarse black hair, this is a staple of middle-eastern cuisine.
Tired and famished, a slouching Saddiq chawed on his fingernails, reaping the bounty of an extended early morning ass gouging. A Sadiq's Supper.
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The extraneous appartus commonly designated to the burdensome handicapped.
Often ugly, obtrusive and surplus to requirements. Much like the spackcess.
These cumbersome, invasive mong mobilisers have infested public buildings such as library's, swimming baths, hospitals and schools.
The extraneous appartus commonly designated to the burdensome handicapped.
Often ugly, obtrusive and surplus to requirements. Much like the spackcess.
These cumbersome, invasive mong mobilisers have infested public buildings such as library's, swimming baths, hospitals and schools.
'Predictably, the newly installed spackcess lift at the bingo hall has failed to decrease the volume of spack droppings that the caretaker must bleach and steam out of the carpets on a daily basis'.
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'Ironically, the access to the spackcess was compromised by a cloying lagoon of spack gravy. Creating a lethal skid pan for the able bodied bingo players'.
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'Ironically, the access to the spackcess was compromised by a cloying lagoon of spack gravy. Creating a lethal skid pan for the able bodied bingo players'.
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