Definitions by Herbie Dongsporran
Fallopian Tuba
‘Upon closer inspection of Jada’s gristly twat lips, the student ginecologist was rendered motionless from a fringe parting fallopian tuba. The noisome gust evoked decades of repeated dicking’.
Fallopian Tuba by Herbie Dongsporran January 29, 2024
Fallopian Tuba
'Upon closer inspection of Jada's gristly twat lips, the student gynaecologist was rendered motionless from a fringe parting fallopian tuba. The noisome gust evoked decades of repeated dicking'
Fallopian Tuba by Herbie Dongsporran January 8, 2024
Climate Spactivist
'As the insufferable Greta traversed the planet burning tonne upin tonne of aviation fuel, she remained oblivious that her fart sniffing, piss drinking life as a climate spactivist had sealed her fate.
'She will die a greasy haired, unfuckable, turd-licking nobody. Perplexed as to why coastal towns and cities aren't under 50 feet of sea water'.
'She will die a greasy haired, unfuckable, turd-licking nobody. Perplexed as to why coastal towns and cities aren't under 50 feet of sea water'.
Climate Spactivist by Herbie Dongsporran February 14, 2023
Turdbulence
A rumbling, gurgling warning from within the stomach, indicating the imminent peril to the common vegan that they are about to be reduced to a human shit cannon.
A biblical shit blitz of nutty, pippy, seeded anus pulp from the redundant shit hole of said preaching eco-faggots.
A biblical shit blitz of nutty, pippy, seeded anus pulp from the redundant shit hole of said preaching eco-faggots.
'Violent turdbulence interrupted a lecturing Gabriel and Greta, forewarning the imminent weltering pints of shit being sent skyward from their burdened shitpipes.'
Turdbulence by Herbie Dongsporran February 13, 2023
Dung-geon
'The panicked, choiceless visitor must first conquer the choking ponk of stale piss and steaming botty slop of the dung-geon whilst avoiding all eye contact with the subnormal, cockthrottling mincers that frequent the shat splattered, piss caked tomb.'
Dung-geon by Herbie Dongsporran February 13, 2023
Armitage Skanks
The graceless and ropey tarts who get bonked in nightclub bogs and public shitters.
Typcially seen with their legs up at ten to two in the disabled handrails while their fetid flaps get utterly mammothed by a long queue of shitfaced bullers in a murderous and grout melting storm of lumpy spoff and aftershave.
Typcially seen with their legs up at ten to two in the disabled handrails while their fetid flaps get utterly mammothed by a long queue of shitfaced bullers in a murderous and grout melting storm of lumpy spoff and aftershave.
Sanjay, the restroom attendant was seen on CCTV, with a bog brush up his shitpipe and violently wristing his mottled widge ablaze after witnessing the regular armitage skanks Kim and Yohan being stretchered out of the nightclub for emergency surgery and skin grafts on their dripping, honking twat holes.
Armitage Skanks by Herbie Dongsporran October 16, 2022
Atomic Shitten
A nostril scorching, sphincter shredding cacophony of ropey pan slamming turds.
A bog grenade often tromboning out of the anus.
Side effects include; hallucinations, retinal bleeding, projectile vomiting, suicidal thoughts/practices, ear infections, giddiness, hair loss and partial deafness.
A bog grenade often tromboning out of the anus.
Side effects include; hallucinations, retinal bleeding, projectile vomiting, suicidal thoughts/practices, ear infections, giddiness, hair loss and partial deafness.
A heavily sedated Daley Tom lay motionless following his double hip replacement as a consequence of his giddying atomic shitten episode.’
‘Health experts have confirmed the accident was triggered by furious and animalistic honeymoon bumming’
‘Health experts have confirmed the accident was triggered by furious and animalistic honeymoon bumming’
Atomic Shitten by Herbie Dongsporran August 30, 2022