mouse off

to masturbate at your computer

My chica caught me mousing off last night.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

tons o' fun

a grotesquely obese female that makes for a good hit and run because of her zealous eagerness to please

I'm sore from digging out that tons o' fun last night.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

got got

were taken advantage of; were fleeced; were mugged

Dem niggaz got got at the swap meet!

by Herb N. Dictionary October 29, 2002

noice

"nice!", but said like a meathead for effect

I got a C+ in Basic Math. Noice!

by Herb N. Dictionary October 29, 2002

go yard

1. to hit a home run in baseball 2. to "go all the way" sexually

I went yard with my chica last night.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 20, 2002

beef

to flatulate, usually with authority

I was eating out my chica doggystyle and she beefed right in my face.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 20, 2002

shotgun shit

also buckshit

a violent blast of diarrhea; more specifically, the crime scene left behind by a squatter in a public stall that resembles the outcome of him/her loading a turd into a shotgun and blasting the wall.

The worst part about cleaning up after the party was the ladie's restroom... shotgun shit everywhere!

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002