Definitions by Herb N. Dictionary

Encarta 

a know-it-all-asshole.

Put your brights on, here comes Encarta.

Encarta by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

buckshit 

see shotgun shit

buckshit by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

porn storm 

Surfing for porn and getting bombarded with pop-up windows.

I tried to mouse off last night but I kept getting caught in a porn storm.

porn storm by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

night goggles 

sunglasses so dark that they make day appear like night.

That tons o' fun sat on my night goggles.

night goggles by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

urban turban

de rigueur headwear of the streets, currently stocking caps

He looked all menacing with his urban turban pulled down over his night goggles.

urban turban by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

grower not a shower 

A person whose penis appears tiny when flaccid, but that redeems itself when erect.

After being derided in the locker room for his limp rat dick, Tony assured the others with his only comeback: "I'm a grower not a shower!"

grower not a shower by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

seafood lover 

a lesbian, or any male obsessed with performing cunnilingus

I got all roly-poly for that party and it turned out to be a seafood lover buffet.

seafood lover by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002