Definitions by Heptune

crust

(n) Dandruff, especially a heavy or severe case.

He had crust all over the shoulders of his black suit.

crust by Heptune May 14, 2005

banana flattener 

(n) A weak typhoon or hurricane that is only strong enough to knock down banana plants. Guam slang.

We thought that Typhoon Omar was going to be nothing but a banana flattener, but then it turned into a supertyphoon.

banana flattener by Heptune May 14, 2005

G-fan 

(n) A fan of Godzilla monsters and movies.

Anguirus is one of the most popular monsters among G-fans.

G-fan by Heptune May 14, 2005

shit fly

1. A small fly with triangular wings that crawls out of drains in the bathroom and breeds in septic systems.
2. A greenbottle fly of the kind that frequents fecal deposits.

I know it's a pretty color, but it's still a shit fly!

shit fly by Heptune May 14, 2005

lawn sausage 

(n) Dog turd deposited in the grass.

Watch out where you step! This yard is filled with lawn sausages.

lawn sausage by Heptune May 14, 2005

house ape 

(n) A small child, especially a bratty or out-of-control child.

She has a home full of snotty-nosed house apes.

house ape by Heptune May 14, 2005

wedge 

(n) A stupid person. Originates from the fact that the wedge is a simple machine.

A wedge is the simplest tool known to man.

wedge by Heptune May 14, 2005