Heptune's definitions

bust

(v) To move the bowels.

Get out of my way; I need to bust.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

mae west

(n)A parachuting malfunction more officially called a lineover, in which a line crosses over the top of the parachute, dividing the canopy into two parts. The result resembles a giant bra; hence the reference to the well-endowed late actress.

I got a mae west and had to use my reserve.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

weirdshitometer

(n) A measure of how peculiar something or someone is.

That guy with the split tongue is offscale on the weirdshitometer!

by Heptune May 15, 2005

guttle

(n) The roll of fat under the chin, a double chin.

George had a round face with a big wobbly guttle under his chin.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

mudpacker

(n) A person who engages in anal sex.

The mudpacker asked her to bend over and get it from behind.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

core

The middle of a pimple, the hard part that is surrounded by pus or other liquidy material.

I squeezed out the pus but I didn't get the core, so I know the pimple will come back.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

house ape

(n) A small child, especially a bratty or out-of-control child.

She has a home full of snotty-nosed house apes.

by Heptune May 14, 2005