stew dog

(n) a dog that is so annoying that its only value would be as an ingredient in stew.

Joe's hideous little dachshund that bites your ankles and barks all the time is a stew dog.

by heptune June 13, 2006

shit fly

1. A small fly with triangular wings that crawls out of drains in the bathroom and breeds in septic systems.
2. A greenbottle fly of the kind that frequents fecal deposits.

I know it's a pretty color, but it's still a shit fly!

by Heptune May 11, 2005

Hudson River eel

(n) a used condom, so-named because it is the only kind of fish one would see floating in this polluted river.

Several Hudson River eels littered the filthy pier.

by Heptune May 12, 2005

stout

(n) a deerfly, a huge biting fly with striped wings that lives in northern Canada. Newfoundland slang.

I hit the stout with a hammer and thought I had killed it, but it just shook itself off and flew away.

by Heptune May 16, 2005

bonaphone

(n) the penis, especially when the subject of its owner's attentions.

The only instrument he plays is the bonaphone.

by heptune June 13, 2006

chippie

(n) An affectionate term for chipmunk.

A family of chippies made a nest next to a tree in my yard.

by Heptune May 11, 2005

weirdshitometer

(n) A measure of how peculiar something or someone is.

That guy with the split tongue is offscale on the weirdshitometer!

by Heptune May 13, 2005