Hempn's definitions
SGD: means Strawberry Goodness Deluxe
It smells like pure diarrhea-ass-fart-poop.
800% diarrhea, 80% turd, and its really chunky.
It takes more than one flush to properly "clean out" the bowl.
It smells like pure diarrhea-ass-fart-poop.
800% diarrhea, 80% turd, and its really chunky.
It takes more than one flush to properly "clean out" the bowl.
Hank: Ahhh man, I gotta take an SGD.
Frank: You'd better get ten rolls of toilet paper and three bottles of Lysol.
an example of a SGD can be found here:
( go to youtube and add this /watch?v=dSjDnwlbi-Y
Frank: You'd better get ten rolls of toilet paper and three bottles of Lysol.
an example of a SGD can be found here:
( go to youtube and add this /watch?v=dSjDnwlbi-Y
by Hempn July 13, 2011
Get the SGDmug. When someone wins the lottery or accumulates over 5 million dollars. Once they have enough money they can go into retirement under the age of 30 or early 40s. After they retire, they can buy a nice house and do whatever the fuck they want without working or having the need of money again.
by Hempn March 2, 2010
Get the Set for lifemug. The variation of the phrase " I'd like to fuck.
Teacher- tilf*
Mother- milf
Cousin- cilf*
Stranger- silf
Grandmother- grand milf
Teen- tilf*
Cheerleader- cilf*
Bitch- bilf
Nurse- nilf*
Neighbor- nilf*
…and the list goes on
Teacher- tilf*
Mother- milf
Cousin- cilf*
Stranger- silf
Grandmother- grand milf
Teen- tilf*
Cheerleader- cilf*
Bitch- bilf
Nurse- nilf*
Neighbor- nilf*
…and the list goes on
by Hempn March 4, 2010
Get the Id like to fuckmug. When a group of two or more players mindlessly tap a button during a video game. This usually happens during the main menu of a game. The first player tries to set up the game while the other players also try to set it up but at the same time, everyone is fighting for control by tapping buttons.
1st player: alright, let me choose a map...
2nd player: tapping "A" and also trying to set up game.
3rd player: tapping "A" and also trying to set up game.
4th player: tapping "A" and also trying to set up game.
1st player: holy shit! last night during call of duty, their was a huge button orgy
2nd player: tapping "A" and also trying to set up game.
3rd player: tapping "A" and also trying to set up game.
4th player: tapping "A" and also trying to set up game.
1st player: holy shit! last night during call of duty, their was a huge button orgy
by Hempn August 30, 2010
Get the Button Orgymug. Sometimes spelled " hemping" is the act of driving to the worst part of town to look for the nearest drug dealer. Usually looking for hemp.
Dude 1: I wanna smoke some bud. Right fucking now!
Dude 2: Shit, let's go hempn
Or
Dude 1: damn, where's Alex, were supposed to be smokin right now.
Dude 2: Chill the fuck out, he's hempn. He'll be back in a bit.
Dude 2: Shit, let's go hempn
Or
Dude 1: damn, where's Alex, were supposed to be smokin right now.
Dude 2: Chill the fuck out, he's hempn. He'll be back in a bit.
by Hempn March 2, 2010
Get the Hempnmug. The act of running across the dark hallway to your parents room when you were a kid. Sprinting is used when the kid is crossing the darkest part of the hallway.
Little kid: (runs to parents room while making ally of noise)
big brother: That little shit woke me up, he must be doing the great journey. I'll fucking scare him next time
big brother: That little shit woke me up, he must be doing the great journey. I'll fucking scare him next time
by Hempn February 27, 2010
Get the The Great Journeymug. A console shaped like a mini grill that has controllers with a crappy layout. Two analog sticks that are way too sensative and leave you in an awkward position while using them. The controller has a useless accessory called a sixaxis. It measures rotation and acceleration, it's meant to enhance the experience but it really fucks it up. Fuck the ps3.
Penis
Sucking
3-somes
Penis
Sucking
3-somes
by Hempn February 26, 2010
Get the PS3mug.