Definitions by Hellzapoppin'
squerch
Noun. The sound a vagina makes when eating a human being.
Verb. The act of a vagina eating a human being.
Verb. The act of a vagina eating a human being.
"I heard Megan's vagina consuming Bob. It sounded like, "Squerch! squerch! squerch! squerch!"
"That's terrible! Where you able to save Bob?"
"No -- by the time the paramedics got there with the jaws of life, Megan's vagina had squerched Bob entirely!"
"That's terrible! Where you able to save Bob?"
"No -- by the time the paramedics got there with the jaws of life, Megan's vagina had squerched Bob entirely!"
squerch by Hellzapoppin' May 20, 2017
pewp
v. to defecate with violent intensity
n. the result of defecating with violent intensity
a. resembling the result of violent defecation
Pewp is a more intense version of poop, with the change in spelling meant to suggest violence (i.e. "Pew-pew-pew!", as if feces is being launched from, rather than squeezed out of, the anus.)
n. the result of defecating with violent intensity
a. resembling the result of violent defecation
Pewp is a more intense version of poop, with the change in spelling meant to suggest violence (i.e. "Pew-pew-pew!", as if feces is being launched from, rather than squeezed out of, the anus.)
pewp by Hellzapoppin' April 11, 2017
Fo' Shizzle My Nizzle
An abbreviation of the Latin phrase, "For Shegro, My Negro."
Although modern linguists are unclear on the definition of the word 'Shegro', it is widely believed that it is related to the worship of the Roman Goddess Goddamnatsonehugebitchia. Certain daily activities were thought to cause the goddess to increase further in size; therefore, these activities were conducted 'for shegro.'
Although modern linguists are unclear on the definition of the word 'Shegro', it is widely believed that it is related to the worship of the Roman Goddess Goddamnatsonehugebitchia. Certain daily activities were thought to cause the goddess to increase further in size; therefore, these activities were conducted 'for shegro.'
"Yo, you wanna go to the liquor store for a fifth of cat piss?"
"Fo' shizzle my nizzle!"
(Or, from the ancient Latin)
"Come hither, O Dumbassitus Putridus! Let us away to the market of bottled lusciousness!"
"For shegro, my negro!"
"Fo' shizzle my nizzle!"
(Or, from the ancient Latin)
"Come hither, O Dumbassitus Putridus! Let us away to the market of bottled lusciousness!"
"For shegro, my negro!"
Fo' Shizzle My Nizzle by Hellzapoppin' September 7, 2015