Noun. The sound a vagina makes when eating a human being.
Verb. The act of a vagina eating a human being.
Verb. The act of a vagina eating a human being.
"I heard Megan's vagina consuming Bob. It sounded like, "Squerch! squerch! squerch! squerch!"
"That's terrible! Where you able to save Bob?"
"No -- by the time the paramedics got there with the jaws of life, Megan's vagina had squerched Bob entirely!"
"That's terrible! Where you able to save Bob?"
"No -- by the time the paramedics got there with the jaws of life, Megan's vagina had squerched Bob entirely!"
by Hellzapoppin' May 20, 2017
Get the squerch mug.A phrase spoken to one's friend when said friend has done something spectacularly cool and rebellious. Said friend will then respond, "Chk-a-chk-aaahhh..."
Derived from the film Ferris Bueller's Day Off and re-popularized in the post-credits scene of the film Deadpool.
Derived from the film Ferris Bueller's Day Off and re-popularized in the post-credits scene of the film Deadpool.
Bill: *downs a trip shot of bourbon, neat*
Mike: "Oom bowmp-bowmp!"
Bill: *belches* "Chk-a-chk-aaahhh..."
Mike: "Oom bowmp-bowmp!"
Bill: *belches* "Chk-a-chk-aaahhh..."
by Hellzapoppin' October 11, 2018
Get the Oom Bowmp-Bowmp mug.This word is a portmanteau of 'flabby' and 'dumper'. A flumper generally occurs when an obese person loses most of the excess weight, but the posterior retains its obesity, resulting in an average or even slim individual with a backside that sags grotesquely.
"She was damn hot when she was walking toward us, but after she passed by, I looked over my shoulder and saw she had a terrible flumper."
by Hellzapoppin' May 29, 2019
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