Hellzapoppin''s definitions

pewp

v. to defecate with violent intensity

n. the result of defecating with violent intensity

a. resembling the result of violent defecation

Pewp is a more intense version of poop, with the change in spelling meant to suggest violence (i.e. "Pew-pew-pew!", as if feces is being launched from, rather than squeezed out of, the anus.)

Pull over at the next rest stop, man! I gotta pewp so hard I'm liable to shatter a toilet bowl!

by Hellzapoppin' April 11, 2017

Smegmagon

(noun) The geometric shape of a clusterfuck.

I went down to the local watering hole to take in the game and down a few pints, but the place was cordoned off with crime scene tape and surrounded by patrol cars; no way was I going to walk into that smegmagon.

by Hellzapoppin' September 16, 2021

Betch

Term used between effeminate homosexual men to refer to one another.

Ehw muggawd, gimme that shirt, betch.

No way! Go to Hot Topic and get yer own, betch!

by Hellzapoppin' July 11, 2017

Oom Bowmp-Bowmp

A phrase spoken to one's friend when said friend has done something spectacularly cool and rebellious. Said friend will then respond, "Chk-a-chk-aaahhh..."

Derived from the film Ferris Bueller's Day Off and re-popularized in the post-credits scene of the film Deadpool.

Bill: *downs a trip shot of bourbon, neat*
Mike: "Oom bowmp-bowmp!"
Bill: *belches* "Chk-a-chk-aaahhh..."

by Hellzapoppin' October 11, 2018

Chicken Coop

Rural slang for an adult entertainment venue.

Jimmy Ray: "Hey, Bobby Joe, what you got planned Saturday night?"

Bobby Joe: "Aw, nuthin', Jimmy Ray. Might roll on over to the chicken coop and watch me some swangin' titties."

by Hellzapoppin' September 12, 2017

Flumunda Cheez

Oily, viscous residue on an unwashed male scrotum, usually peppered with bits of lint and/or trapped pubic hairs.

"Ay yo, hey, you want some Flumunda cheez?"
"The fuck is 'Flumunda cheez'?"
"Da cheez flumunda deez nutz, foo!"

by Hellzapoppin' October 4, 2018

Pyaurgh

Verb: To vomit so suddenly and unexpectedly that it's blowing in the wind before you even knew it was coming.

Jeff: "Oh, man! I had no idea how good tequila is!"
Julio: "Told you, man! And you were worried it would make y--PYAURGH!!!"

by Hellzapoppin' February 28, 2019