Todd: "Kelly yelled at me for like an hour yesterday because I forgot to put one of her bras in the dryer."
Jim: "Jeez, what a bitch."
Todd: "No, it's worse than that. Afterward, she tried drying it herself -- in the microwave."
Jim: "Whoa, you're right -- she's a byortch!"
Jim: "Jeez, what a bitch."
Todd: "No, it's worse than that. Afterward, she tried drying it herself -- in the microwave."
Jim: "Whoa, you're right -- she's a byortch!"
by Hellzapoppin' August 07, 2017
Get the Byortch mug.noun, re: music: The final note of a song, particularly when delivered with force.
noun, re: non-music: Any saying or action which serves the same purpose as a music blamp, i.e. to punctuate the end of an encounter or to otherwise add emphasis and finality to any given situation
noun, re: non-music: Any saying or action which serves the same purpose as a music blamp, i.e. to punctuate the end of an encounter or to otherwise add emphasis and finality to any given situation
(Music usage) Billy: "Damn, did you hear how they ended that song?"
Jim: "Hell yeah, dude, they blamped it up!"
(Non-music usage) Lisa: "I'm leaving you, Rick."
Rick: "No! Don't go, Lisa, I loooooove you!"
Lisa: *slams the door*
Rick: "Oh, damn... she blamped me!"
Jim: "Hell yeah, dude, they blamped it up!"
(Non-music usage) Lisa: "I'm leaving you, Rick."
Rick: "No! Don't go, Lisa, I loooooove you!"
Lisa: *slams the door*
Rick: "Oh, damn... she blamped me!"
by Hellzapoppin' April 05, 2020
Get the Blamp mug.The tendency of the LGBTQ community to drive farther and farther into the completely absurd. Describes those who deliberately set out to be on the bleeding edge just to be "special enough" -- usually as a trend or influence -seeking affectation.
Kylie: What the hell is going on with Brad this week? He's going around telling people he identifies as a pyrosexual tablespoon and his pronouns are the color orange and the number 3?
Mike: I guess being bi wasn't getting him the attention he wanted. He's gone full LGBTQWTF now.
Mike: I guess being bi wasn't getting him the attention he wanted. He's gone full LGBTQWTF now.
by Hellzapoppin' January 14, 2021
Get the LGBTQWTF mug.I went down to the local watering hole to take in the game and down a few pints, but the place was cordoned off with crime scene tape and surrounded by patrol cars; no way was I going to walk into that smegmagon.
by Hellzapoppin' September 16, 2021
Get the Smegmagon mug.noun., A red beer is similar to a michelada (or 'chelada) but not as fancy. Simply mix up one part light lager or IPA to one part V8 vegetable juice (the "Spicy" variety if you're feeling adventurous") and sock it down -- the colder it is, the better it works as a "hair of the dog" hangover remedy.
Jerry: "Fuck, dude, too much rye last night. Build me a red beer, will ya?"
Jake: "Yeah, I hear ya, I'll make two."
Jake: "Yeah, I hear ya, I'll make two."
by Hellzapoppin' May 31, 2018
Get the Red beer mug.v. to defecate with violent intensity
n. the result of defecating with violent intensity
a. resembling the result of violent defecation
Pewp is a more intense version of poop, with the change in spelling meant to suggest violence (i.e. "Pew-pew-pew!", as if feces is being launched from, rather than squeezed out of, the anus.)
n. the result of defecating with violent intensity
a. resembling the result of violent defecation
Pewp is a more intense version of poop, with the change in spelling meant to suggest violence (i.e. "Pew-pew-pew!", as if feces is being launched from, rather than squeezed out of, the anus.)
by Hellzapoppin' April 11, 2017
Get the pewp mug.Verb: To vomit so suddenly and unexpectedly that it's blowing in the wind before you even knew it was coming.
Jeff: "Oh, man! I had no idea how good tequila is!"
Julio: "Told you, man! And you were worried it would make y--PYAURGH!!!"
Julio: "Told you, man! And you were worried it would make y--PYAURGH!!!"
by Hellzapoppin' February 28, 2019
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