Definitions by Hellzapoppin'

Pyaurgh 

Verb: To vomit so suddenly and unexpectedly that it's blowing in the wind before you even knew it was coming.

Jeff: "Oh, man! I had no idea how good tequila is!"
Julio: "Told you, man! And you were worried it would make y--PYAURGH!!!"

Pyaurgh by Hellzapoppin' February 28, 2019

Blaff 

Flatulence that is particularly explosive when it comes to sound and force, but ends quickly. Rarely, a blaff may be odorless; more commonly, the blaff is a symptom (some might say a benefit) of being mildly lactose intolerant. In such cases, the blaff releases an eye-watering stench not unlike that of a trash fire in a sewer. The word comes from the signature sound.

Mike: *chugs milk*
Rick: Hey, man, I thought you were lactose intolerant! Why are you drinking mi--
Mike's ass: BLAFF!!!
Rick: Dude, that's -- OH, GOD! OH, I -- MY EYES! I CAN'T BREATHE!

Blaff by Hellzapoppin' December 22, 2018

padoodinum 

Alternative name for the pingush!, generally used as a euphemism between or around religious or just old fashioned folks to prevent them from getting outraged.

"Get over here, Maggie, Oy wants ta stuff me padoodinum inta yer fanungulator!"

padoodinum by Hellzapoppin' November 26, 2018

Oom Bowmp-Bowmp 

A phrase spoken to one's friend when said friend has done something spectacularly cool and rebellious. Said friend will then respond, "Chk-a-chk-aaahhh..."

Derived from the film Ferris Bueller's Day Off and re-popularized in the post-credits scene of the film Deadpool.

Bill: *downs a trip shot of bourbon, neat*
Mike: "Oom bowmp-bowmp!"
Bill: *belches* "Chk-a-chk-aaahhh..."

Oom Bowmp-Bowmp by Hellzapoppin' October 11, 2018

Flumunda Cheez 

Oily, viscous residue on an unwashed male scrotum, usually peppered with bits of lint and/or trapped pubic hairs.

"Ay yo, hey, you want some Flumunda cheez?"
"The fuck is 'Flumunda cheez'?"
"Da cheez flumunda deez nutz, foo!"

Flumunda Cheez by Hellzapoppin' October 4, 2018

Grunkledy 

Noun. The male head of a hillbilly clan. Since the family tree usually resembles a tumbleweed, he's 'grandpaw' to some of the young'uns, 'uncle' to others, and 'daddy' to others.

Grandpaw/Uncle/Daddy; in short: Grunkledy.

"Het up off'n yore sister, Billy-Joe-Jim-Bo-Bob! Y'ol' Grunkledy he's a-comin' this-a-way!

Grunkledy by Hellzapoppin' August 27, 2018

My Ass 

Humorous/sarcastic answer or explanation for any question one doesn't really care about.

Teacher: Now, students, can anyone tell us the difference between an electron and a positron?
Me: My ass.

Mom: Why did you cover the cat in gravy and throw him over the fence into the neighbor's yard?
Me: Because my ass.

Doctor: You jumped off the roof of your house onto a tricycle? What were you thinking?!
Me: My ass.

My Ass by Hellzapoppin' July 12, 2018