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Definitions by Hellzapoppin'

Verb describing when a television network buys a high-concept (science fiction, fantasy, or horror) TV series, lets it run long enough to attract fans, then cancels it, especially in such a way that the final episode of the show is a cliffhanger.
Firefly, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, and Lucifer were all awesome shows. Too bad they all got Foxed. Family Guy actually got Foxed *twice*, but survived.
Foxed by Hellzapoppin' June 9, 2018

Red beer 

noun., A red beer is similar to a michelada (or 'chelada) but not as fancy. Simply mix up one part light lager or IPA to one part V8 vegetable juice (the "Spicy" variety if you're feeling adventurous") and sock it down -- the colder it is, the better it works as a "hair of the dog" hangover remedy.
Jerry: "Fuck, dude, too much rye last night. Build me a red beer, will ya?"

Jake: "Yeah, I hear ya, I'll make two."
Red beer by Hellzapoppin' May 31, 2018
n. (Spanglish): Man

Popularized by the character of Tony Montana in the film Scarface, "mang" is "man" as pronounced in a Cubano accent.
"I nee some leequor from the store, mang."
"Okay, mang."
"So less get going, chunowutImingmang?"
Mang by Hellzapoppin' May 20, 2018

Chicken Coop 

Jimmy Ray: "Hey, Bobby Joe, what you got planned Saturday night?"

Bobby Joe: "Aw, nuthin', Jimmy Ray. Might roll on over to the chicken coop and watch me some swangin' titties."
Chicken Coop by Hellzapoppin' September 12, 2017
n. A female with both a distinctly unpleasant personality and extremely low intelligence.
Todd: "Kelly yelled at me for like an hour yesterday because I forgot to put one of her bras in the dryer."
Jim: "Jeez, what a bitch."
Todd: "No, it's worse than that. Afterward, she tried drying it herself -- in the microwave."
Jim: "Whoa, you're right -- she's a byortch!"
Byortch by Hellzapoppin' August 7, 2017
Term used between effeminate homosexual men to refer to one another.
Ehw muggawd, gimme that shirt, betch.

No way! Go to Hot Topic and get yer own, betch!
Betch by Hellzapoppin' July 11, 2017

nimbly-pimbly 

Nimbly-Pimbly

Adjective. A condition of moving with speed and agility from one location to another at random, in the style of a cat.

Introduced in the film Super Troopers
"Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly-pimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?"