nimbly-pimbly

Nimbly-Pimbly

Adjective. A condition of moving with speed and agility from one location to another at random, in the style of a cat.

Introduced in the film Super Troopers
"Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly-pimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?"
by Hellzapoppin' May 31, 2017
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Grunkledy

Noun. The male head of a hillbilly clan. Since the family tree usually resembles a tumbleweed, he's 'grandpaw' to some of the young'uns, 'uncle' to others, and 'daddy' to others.

Grandpaw/Uncle/Daddy; in short: Grunkledy.
"Het up off'n yore sister, Billy-Joe-Jim-Bo-Bob! Y'ol' Grunkledy he's a-comin' this-a-way!
by Hellzapoppin' August 27, 2018
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My Ass

Humorous/sarcastic answer or explanation for any question one doesn't really care about.
Teacher: Now, students, can anyone tell us the difference between an electron and a positron?
Me: My ass.

Mom: Why did you cover the cat in gravy and throw him over the fence into the neighbor's yard?
Me: Because my ass.

Doctor: You jumped off the roof of your house onto a tricycle? What were you thinking?!
Me: My ass.
by Hellzapoppin' July 12, 2018
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Fo' Shizzle My Nizzle

An abbreviation of the Latin phrase, "For Shegro, My Negro."

Although modern linguists are unclear on the definition of the word 'Shegro', it is widely believed that it is related to the worship of the Roman Goddess Goddamnatsonehugebitchia. Certain daily activities were thought to cause the goddess to increase further in size; therefore, these activities were conducted 'for shegro.'
"Yo, you wanna go to the liquor store for a fifth of cat piss?"
"Fo' shizzle my nizzle!"

(Or, from the ancient Latin)

"Come hither, O Dumbassitus Putridus! Let us away to the market of bottled lusciousness!"
"For shegro, my negro!"
by Hellzapoppin' September 07, 2015
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Blaff

Flatulence that is particularly explosive when it comes to sound and force, but ends quickly. Rarely, a blaff may be odorless; more commonly, the blaff is a symptom (some might say a benefit) of being mildly lactose intolerant. In such cases, the blaff releases an eye-watering stench not unlike that of a trash fire in a sewer. The word comes from the signature sound.
Mike: *chugs milk*
Rick: Hey, man, I thought you were lactose intolerant! Why are you drinking mi--
Mike's ass: BLAFF!!!
Rick: Dude, that's -- OH, GOD! OH, I -- MY EYES! I CAN'T BREATHE!
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Betch

Term used between effeminate homosexual men to refer to one another.
Ehw muggawd, gimme that shirt, betch.

No way! Go to Hot Topic and get yer own, betch!
by Hellzapoppin' July 11, 2017
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Chicken Coop

Rural slang for an adult entertainment venue.
Jimmy Ray: "Hey, Bobby Joe, what you got planned Saturday night?"

Bobby Joe: "Aw, nuthin', Jimmy Ray. Might roll on over to the chicken coop and watch me some swangin' titties."
by Hellzapoppin' September 12, 2017
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