me eating pasta and realizing there are no meatballs: fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

mom: watch your language

me: but there are no meat ball

mom: fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
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When no grill cheese
me: Im hungry

me, about to make a grilled cheese realizing that im out of cheese: fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit

roomate: bro whats wrong

me: I wanted to make grilled cheese but were out of cheese

roomate: fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit
by Hehe I cheated February 26, 2021
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school's laptops

a laptop distributed to students (almost always a chromebook) with the following characteristics:

More restrictions than there are people on this planet

shitty internet

inability to run anything that requires more than 1/2gb of ram

923483294204832094 blocked websites
me: the school's laptops suck

everyone with an iq above 3: yes
by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021
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discord peepeepoopoo day

on this day (may 6th) everyone on discord must have peepeepoopoo in their username. not having peepeepoopoo in your username on this day is grounds for being banned. Bots are exempt from this
the following people were made up by me just now. any references to people living or dead is purely coincidental.

peepeepoopoo demon: DUDE PUT PEEPEEPOOPOO IN YOUR NAME

ombot: why

peepeepoopoo demon: ITS DISCORD PEEPEEPOOPOO DAY

peepeepoopoo ombot: OH SHIT

rickastley1234: never gonna give you up

everyone: DUDE PUT PEEPEEPOOPOO IN YOUR NAME ITS PEEPEEPOOPOO DAY

rickastley1234: bitch idgaf

peepeepoopoo mod: ;ban @rickastley1234#6982 not having peepeepoopoo in name on peepeepoopoo day

bot: user has been banned
by Hehe I cheated May 04, 2021
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laser minigun

sci-fi weapon of mass destruction. cannot be countered. your only chance of surviving an encounter with someone that wields a laser minigun is to run and hide in the hopes that they wont notice you.
guy 1: bro ur so trash

guy 2: *pulls out laser minigun*

guy 1: BRO ITS JUST A JOKE ITS ONLY A JO- *Gets fried*
by Hehe I cheated April 27, 2021
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r/cursedcomments

subreddit where, as the name implies, screenshots of cursed comments are posted. It is also the only place on reddit where you can post something and have it get taken down for violating a rule (in this case keep it cursed) while another person posts the exact same thing 2 days later and it doesnt get deleted
redditor 1: I wish I had a glowing cock

redditor 2: we could play beatsaber with it

redditor 1: no please

redditor 2: beat my meatsaber

redditor 3: r/cursedcomments
by Hehe I cheated June 14, 2021
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