discord anti rule day

on this day (march 12th), the day after discord rule day, all rules are enforced only half as strictly and a user must break the rule twice to be warned for it.

me: REJOICE, DISCORD RULE DAY IS OVER

everyone: YAY

me: IT IS NOW DISCORD ANTI RULE DAY, LET US ABUSE

everyone: YES

by Hehe I cheated March 09, 2021

schrodingers boys

when you put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard

if I put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard which yard would the boys go to?

schrodingers boys

the presence of the boys is a prerequisite when cracking open a cold one, yet a cold one does not have any coherent boy attracting abilities, while the milkshake on the other hand does, though you could crack open a cold one in one yard in the hopes of attracting some boys, the milkshake's boy attracting ability is far stronger

however this all hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

by Hehe I cheated March 24, 2021

the cheese twins

Ohio's first and second official supervillains. these people throw cheese at cars and record it to upload to youtube along with a series of other pranks.

guy 1: bro why tf is my car covered in cheese
guy 2: must have been the cheese twins

by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021

say handcuffs backwards

send this in a discord server with censor bot to troll everyone

me: say handcuffs backwards

user: sffucdnah

Censor Bot: @user you are not allowed to say that!

user gets muted for swearing

me HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by Hehe I cheated March 17, 2021

where were u wen club penguin die

I was at house eating dorito when phone rang

where were u wen club penguin die

I was at house eating dorito when phone rang

"club penguin is kil"

"no"

by Hehe I cheated April 23, 2021

pee pee poo poo fart fart

I get that you are bored, but you really should do your homework.

you: Im bored what if I type pee pee poo poo fart fart on UD

your homework: bruh

by Hehe I cheated June 14, 2021

covidiot-19

something that spreads faster than covid-19. people with covidiot-19 (which will be referred to as covidiots) express a firm belief that covid-19 is a hoax and masks are useless. most covidiots end up contracting covid-19

guy 1: bro did you see that karen going on about how covid is a myth on facebook?

guy 2: yeah she probably has covidiot-19

by Hehe I cheated April 27, 2021