When a dude is doing well is tricked into saying something out of character because some little ring worm just blamed the black people for crimes he committed against the dude cos he’s a scum bag moron who just hates good people
Bro I’m gonna take a cyanide tablet because this little turd Burgular won’t stop destroying my life with his personal vendetta against people who party and fuck chicks for a job because he just pulled another fucking Kramer worm move on me for no reason just because I was gonna get laid and get paid bro fuck him
by Hectic Mooslie October 08, 2023
When your sergeant salutes you with an erection because he just found out equality is better for morale than sexual harrassment
Bro did any dudes get that pc memo cos he was serious about delivering it to all the female recruits , I know it’s an innocent attempt at following community guidelines but how does it prepare us for battle ?
by Hectic Mooslie October 08, 2023
When a dude steals your socks and sniffs your boxer shorts then deliberately gets busted because your mrs told him it turns her on when guys get busted doing weird shit after being an arsehole to her
Bro my mrs just owned that sock puppet because he got caught with my undies in a bag in his pocket and confessed to stealing them so he can sniff them everytime he gets horny because it makes him nut without touching his wang , look he even signed the confession I have a copy do you want one?
by Hectic Mooslie October 08, 2023
When a heaps rough person leaves a nightclub in his undies asks ppl for a favour on their way to work but gets in a fight with a lawyer that’s also a secret ninja
That dude pitched a tent in his ripped undies and left the nightclub to touch a stiffy bro now we can’t say if he’s been knocked out or he’s having a Power Nap
by Hectic Mooslie October 08, 2023
Got ass Berger’s off duh noodle toastuh but they were absolute garbage brah /
who’s duh new guy? He’s not new it’s actually so n so but he’s started noodle toastin tuh improve his appearance for duh ladies brah.
who’s duh new guy? He’s not new it’s actually so n so but he’s started noodle toastin tuh improve his appearance for duh ladies brah.
by Hectic Mooslie December 13, 2020
Like the hamburgular but a mascot for the bed head community who’s job it is to waste successful peoples time and energy by stealing things they don’t like purely because they over slept once now they can’t seem to stop doing it it’s too hard
Fuck that turd Burgular broke in my house with a key , ate my cat , cos it’s not lazy , then choked the chicken , and busted a nut on my bed , I found him asleep in my bed wearing my cape
by Hectic Mooslie October 08, 2023
When tradesmen get guaranteed work and make you buy the tools for them to do it comes over and acts like you chose him out of all the others but it’s the only place left you already paid all the others and they set your shit on fire and flooded your house and still got paid and still call asking for $50 2 years later saying the fire was so small you can hardly even call it a fire lady you can’t get out of paying the $50 the old lady that steals shit out of here up the road paid us and we don’t even service her place so do the bus drivers that don’t pick ppl up and the lebbos who try to nail Aussies in Australia for being Lebanese sure she stole shit from your house many times but what about what you did online
That old lady got hectic tradie spots the other day he helped her break in and get away with a wallet and a phone then hounded the dude for having pictures of his mum on his phone thou shalt not take photos of your mum that’s the rule bro
by Hectic Mooslie October 09, 2023