Head Quarters's definitions

Fective

Adj. When an item, once thought to be worthless, demonstrates it’s surprise utility. Opposite of defective.

The torn, stretched out tank top proved itself fective as a turn-on to her boyfriend, who now more easily admired her breasts.

by Head Quarters April 10, 2020

Bobulation

The swinging motion of a man's balls as they smack against their fornication partner's ass. From the Latin origin "bobu".

The camera was positioned at such an angle as to highlight the bobulation between his legs.

by Head Quarters June 2, 2020

Snorecumming

Verb. When a person is asleep and snoring and has an orgasm as witnessed and/or caused by their partner. Often denied by snorecummer, and considered a myth like the chupacabra. More predominant in men than women.

He was so exhausted that he fell asleep after making love, but that didn’t stop him from snorecumming profusely.

by Head Quarters February 6, 2020

Corrugated

Descriptive. The space between two separate layers, propped up and supported, yet still seen as one.

While making love, he held himself above her, looking deep into her eyes, corrugated style.

by Head Quarters February 19, 2020

datsplaysia

Noun. Circa 2021. The condition of the other hip, hyperextended due to hours of intense sexual intercourse, so as to distinguish it from the hip with dysplasia.

The passionate love making led her to have hip dysplasia, but after the fourth hour, she developed datsplaysia as well. And she was happy.

by Head Quarters June 5, 2021

Corrugated

The space between two separate layers, propped up and supported, yet still seen as one.

While making love, he held himself above her, looking deep into her eyes, corrugated style.

by Head Quarters February 19, 2020

I need steps

Phrase: euphemism for masturbating while wearing one's FitBit to gain extra steps through cheating

Lee excused himself from the table, saying "I need steps" as he briskly walked to his bedroom.

by Head Quarters January 31, 2021