Definitions by Head Quarters

datsplaysia

Noun. Circa 2021. The condition of the other hip, hyperextended due to hours of intense sexual intercourse, so as to distinguish it from the hip with dysplasia.

The passionate love making led her to have hip dysplasia, but after the fourth hour, she developed datsplaysia as well. And she was happy.

datsplaysia by Head Quarters June 5, 2021

I need steps 

Phrase: euphemism for masturbating while wearing one's FitBit to gain extra steps through cheating

Lee excused himself from the table, saying "I need steps" as he briskly walked to his bedroom.

I need steps by Head Quarters January 31, 2021

Bobulation 

The swinging motion of a man's balls as they smack against their fornication partner's ass. From the Latin origin "bobu".

The camera was positioned at such an angle as to highlight the bobulation between his legs.

Bobulation by Head Quarters June 2, 2020

Fective

Adj. When an item, once thought to be worthless, demonstrates it’s surprise utility. Opposite of defective.

The torn, stretched out tank top proved itself fective as a turn-on to her boyfriend, who now more easily admired her breasts.

Fective by Head Quarters April 10, 2020

Worsification 

The state of suffering between two soulmates, separated by distance for a time, where each day apart feels harder than the last.

They knew they would one day be married, yet the daily worsification made it difficult to stay focused on the blissful future to come

Worsification by Head Quarters February 24, 2020

Corrugated 

Descriptive. The space between two separate layers, propped up and supported, yet still seen as one.

While making love, he held himself above her, looking deep into her eyes, corrugated style.

Corrugated by Head Quarters February 19, 2020

Corrugated 

The space between two separate layers, propped up and supported, yet still seen as one.

While making love, he held himself above her, looking deep into her eyes, corrugated style.

Corrugated by Head Quarters February 19, 2020