Head Quarters's definitions

Snorecumming

Verb. When a person is asleep and snoring and has an orgasm as witnessed and/or caused by their partner. Often denied by snorecummer, and considered a myth like the chupacabra. More predominant in men than women.

He was so exhausted that he fell asleep after making love, but that didn’t stop him from snorecumming profusely.

by Head Quarters February 6, 2020

Fective

Adj. When an item, once thought to be worthless, demonstrates it’s surprise utility. Opposite of defective.

The torn, stretched out tank top proved itself fective as a turn-on to her boyfriend, who now more easily admired her breasts.

by Head Quarters April 10, 2020

the lobby

noun. The place one says they are going when staying at a hotel with a lover and needing to use the restroom in a way that creates noxious fumes.

Hey baby, I'm just gonna go to the lobby and get you a cup of coffee and make a phone call.

by Head Quarters February 11, 2020

Corrugated

Descriptive. The space between two separate layers, propped up and supported, yet still seen as one.

While making love, he held himself above her, looking deep into her eyes, corrugated style.

by Head Quarters February 19, 2020

Corrugated

The space between two separate layers, propped up and supported, yet still seen as one.

While making love, he held himself above her, looking deep into her eyes, corrugated style.

by Head Quarters February 19, 2020

Worsification

The state of suffering between two soulmates, separated by distance for a time, where each day apart feels harder than the last.

They knew they would one day be married, yet the daily worsification made it difficult to stay focused on the blissful future to come

by Head Quarters February 24, 2020

Bobulation

The swinging motion of a man's balls as they smack against their fornication partner's ass. From the Latin origin "bobu".

The camera was positioned at such an angle as to highlight the bobulation between his legs.

by Head Quarters June 2, 2020