Hdj's definitions

Vetzel

A V letter shaped pretzel

"These are not your average pretzels, these are Vetzels, they taste the same"

by Hdj February 20, 2008

hobo missile

Is a 40.oz beer bottle emptied and ready to be used as airborne missile.

"Watch out for that bum with the beer, he's about to turn that bottle in to a hobo missile"

by Hdj February 19, 2008

top hat

Is a term used when a gun is placed under a persons chin, and the blast blows the persons brain out the top of their head.

" you wont be so smart when I make your skull in to a top hat"

by Hdj February 19, 2008

gum bone

Is a person with weak but flexible bone structure.

" Look at this gum bone , he can't pick up that box,but somehow he can fit in the box"

by Hdj February 20, 2008

Tip top

The term started in England with the old expression " Top of the morning to you". The term then was said when noble men would "tip" the "top" of there top hat in the sign of their well being. Hence they are tipping there top to signal they are in top shape or things are at the top of the order.

man 1 : " How was the movie?"
man 2 : " Tip Top"

by Hdj February 19, 2008

Tipsy Tootling

When a person is failing to be sneaky , and yet continues to attempt to be sneaky. Event if their cover is obviously blown.

" Hey pal I see you there in the bush , now quit Tipsy Tootling around like a little fart and get out of here"

by Hdj February 20, 2008

post it punch

Is a game played when their is a mass quantity of post-it's at disposal. The game rules are you can punch any one who as a post it on their body. The second rule is , you can only punch the section of the body the post its on.

man 1: "whyd you just put that post it on me"
* gets punched*
man 2 : " POST IT PUNCH!"

by Hdj February 19, 2008