Capper

Capper is a person who wont stop talking, or talking to you. The type of man who comes over and says 'speek inglsh preety laydee?' The type of girl who say 'Heather has put onnnnnnnn so muuuuuch weight dont you think, like, whateverrrrrr'. A fool.

David : Look, i can totally do an olly...or is a narlly..or..wait, just look at how much my jeans cost me..girls, over here! I can get really drunk on cheap ass beer aswell. Did I mention im,like, totally stoned right now? I hate the world and write bad poems about how much I want to cut myself. If i use my moms make up i can be cool as sheep aswell....

Hazel: Man, that guy is a total capper

Evelyn : I agree. Lets Laugh.

Hazel: Im up for that. 'Hahahahaha'

Evelyn: 'Hahahaha'

by Hazel November 11, 2004

Back of the Y

"Back of the Y is without a doubt the greatest thing to grace our television screens in many years. If youre looking for a half hour of full kicking, mind blowing, no budget, stunt laden wanking jokes then this is for you. While everyone seems to be talking about the American series 'Jackass' at the moment, its good to see that our own home grown Kiwi dumbasses Matt Heath and Chris Stapp have once again risen to the challange and made a show so stupid and funny that it makes any jackass look lameass."

"Listen im gonna say this once! DRUGS, are for GROWN UPS! GO TO BED!"

"I'm not an asshole, I'M A MAN!"

"your kids, are on drugs, RIGHT NOW!"

by Hazel September 21, 2004

virgitarian

A person who is both a virgin and a vegetarian.

"You're 21 and you've never had sex? You also don't eat meat? You're such a virgitarian!"

by Hazel January 02, 2004

capslock'd

When you mistakenly use all caps, or accidentally mis-cap a letter in a word.

i'VE BEEN cAPSLOCK'D!

by Hazel December 22, 2004

defragasm

The tingling, intense sensation of pleasure one gets from defragging their computer.

The Neon Nerd: i finally cleaned out my computer.
Ssseraphim7: did you defrag?
The Neon Nerd: no.
The Neon Nerd: no defragasms for Hazel.

by Hazel April 16, 2005

teenygother

A teenger, or pre-teen, who spends a great deal of money in Hot Topic or other such stores making them look "rebellious" and/or "gothic," while only managaing to look stupid.

See poser.

Teenygother: I just bought this new Happy Bunny Shirt from Hot Topic, they'll go great with my new hot pink hair and chain pants, and my brand new boot--
Me: Stop being such a teenygother, you moronic poser!

by Hazel May 16, 2005

mecca booty

A booty to which men turn to at least five times daily.

Sharwat has a mecca booty.

by Hazel January 22, 2007