Hazel's definitions

To nerd

(v.) The act of flaunting knowledge that no one else cares about.

"Then I killed Klauth the Great Wyrm of the North with my greatsword +2 and I kept respawning back to the Temple of Tyr but then my henchman half-orc barbarian-"
"Stop nerding around!"

by Hazel January 3, 2004

how's it hangin'

How are you, or are you hard.

How's it hangin'?

by Hazel June 2, 2004

Tofu

adj. Something which looks appealing and/or identical to something appealing, but is actually bland and synthesized.

"I hate tofu books, their plots are always so cliche."

by Hazel October 23, 2004

mecca booty

A booty to which men turn to at least five times daily.

Sharwat has a mecca booty.

by Hazel January 22, 2007

batnipple

1. The nipples on George Cloony's batsuit in "Batman and Robin."
2. The protector of all nipples. Born an upper-class nipple, Batnipple saw his parents die at the hands of a petty criminal. Vowing to avenge them, he donned the black mask and became The Batnipple, crusader and dark knight among nipples.

1. Hazel: The only things I remember from Batman and Robin are the batnipples.
2. Justin: I am the Batnipple.

by Hazel July 26, 2005

souter

verb: to get drunk, start sucking things off, and vomit red wine all of over yourself

woah, you were so drunk last night, that you soutered yourself.

by hazel April 18, 2004

defragasm

The tingling, intense sensation of pleasure one gets from defragging their computer.

The Neon Nerd: i finally cleaned out my computer.
Ssseraphim7: did you defrag?
The Neon Nerd: no.
The Neon Nerd: no defragasms for Hazel.

by Hazel April 16, 2005