Definitions by Haze

counterstrike 

Built on an outdated engine, this game was relatively good for a time. Then, millions of immature 12 year olds flocked to play it, ruining it for those who enjoyed the game. Oh, and it looks like shit too.

Might be good on the HL2 engine if they develop for it.

Remember Counter Strike?
Dude, wasn't that like 5 years ago now?

counterstrike by haze January 3, 2004

php 

PHP is a powerful web scripting language, famous for its ease of use and ability to interact seamlessly with SQL type databases. PHP takes a lot of its syntax from Perl and C++, and it is in this way that programmers familiar with these languages can pick up PHP rather easily.

Advantages: Can be much easier to read than Perl, arguably easier to learn

Disadvantages: Might teach sloppy programming habits (not having to define variables etc) and can be less compact than Perl.

<?php

if("PHP" > "Perl") {

//returns true :p

}

?>

php by haze December 30, 2003

butthawk 

Marques D tried to be clever, but then spelled many words incorrectly. For this, I salute you.

Diarrhea*
Speech*

"My nemz Marques and I am haf not got teh spelinz"

butthawk by haze December 30, 2003

Fridge 

A cooling device perfected by Yakanaro Hirahito of South London, the refrigerator or fridge has become very common, especially in Antartica and regions of Iceland.

Father, fetch the tissue! I've just chubby juiced again!

Fridge by haze December 29, 2003

Jud 

Billy Casper's opressive brother. Hines shows us the torment Billy is regularly put through by his use of kidney punches and colloquialisms, and the fact that Billy's hawk gets viciously murdered and then thrown in the bin.

Ee ba gum thar Jud, I can know me sen! Kes!

Jud by haze December 29, 2003

hursty 

A filthy, disgusting flash whore. Lies rotting in his own filth for days on end, and does not bathe or eat. Has an extremely irregular sleeping pattern.

Where's Mike? I've not seen him for days... he must be doing a Hursty :|

hursty by haze December 28, 2003

Aucturus 

See Gordo

Man Aucturus and HaZe are Trickstors

Aucturus by HaZe December 4, 2003