Digger

Dirty uneducated negro, normally named Jamal, Franklin, Topher, Desean

That damn digger keeps taking my chicken!

by Haywood Jablome January 27, 2016

ho ting

overzealous spender,
known nissan nazi

He pulled a Ho Ting!

by haywood jablome April 11, 2003

ePenis

The Size you wish it really were. People with low self esteem or a big ego will generaly claim a big ePenis, the only one truely worthy of such claims are the 1337 (Subliminal)

See also ePussy

Joe: Hey sue, I got a 10 inch Penis
Sue: W0W! *Closes window* My names not really sue, im bob, and I have a ePussy.

by Haywood Jablome April 15, 2005

son of a shiite

A more pleasant name for son of a bitch, derogatory to Arabs and/or complete fucktards.

Abula-Muhammed: Check out my new math alogorithms!
Joe: Shut the fuck up you son of a shiite, and while you're at it shimmy up my mule.

by Haywood Jablome October 16, 2003

schfuck

Basically fuck but with such a flair that even you can't handle it. It's simply schfuck; beyond comprehension.

Schfuck, that bitch's ass is too fine.

by Haywood Jablome June 01, 2004

skanky

a real dumb and slutty/blonde bitch aka the town bicycle

Teneille is one damn skanky hoe

by haywood jablome October 27, 2004

seminole fluid

1. A sports drink for the Florida State football team, a la Gatorade.
2. When mixed with semen makes up a sweet nutritional Mexican hot sauce.

Jack: Hey, throw me some seminole fluid.
Fred: How bout you go suck a donkey turd to flaming son of a shiite.

by Haywood Jablome October 16, 2003