Gyno

Gyno is short for gynocomastea. It's when you grow man boobs because of certain medications or because of use of SARMs or Steroids (Gyno is stronger on steroids than SARMs). Don't use steroids. Maybe SARMs are fine. The solution is after a month of stacking a SARM like RAD-140 or MK-677 with a Test Base like Enclomiphene, you use Nolvadex for Post Cycle Therapy to prevent gyno.
Steve: I used RAD-140 stacked with Enclomiphene for a month and I'm getting gyno because of high E2 levels. Better use Nolvadex for a month as post cycle therapy.
by HawaiianPunch1 November 19, 2024
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Gym Rat

The Gym Rat is someone (usually a guy) who goes to the gym at least 30 to 90 minutes a day for 2 or 3 times a week. Rest days too. Good food is important. Protein.

There are levels to buffness.

Level 0: String Bean! They usually either look like shaggy or look kind of chubby and can't lift much. You get gym equipment and join a gym.

Level 1: Swole! Swole is usually reached after 1 to 1.5 years. The muscles are noticeable. The progress is showing. You drink more water and Gatorade. You drink protein shakes before workout. Some of the THICC girls start noticing.

Level 2: Ripped! Ripped can be achieved in 3 to 5 years. Ripped is larger than swole. The muscles start to look even larger. You start to lift even heavier. Even more THICC girls start noticing.

Level 3: Jacked! Jacked can be achieved in 10 to 20 years of consistently going to the gym 30 to 120+ minutes. You look even more buff and people start to notice. Even more THICC girls start noticing.

Level 4: Shredded! Shredded takes 15 to 30+ years to achieve. It's when you're highly muscular. You workout even more. Even more THICC girls notice.

Level 5: Absolute unit! Absolute unit takes anywhere from 25 to 50+ years. You reached the maximum! You're mega-buff. And all the THICC girls start noticing. You reached MAXIMUM GYM RAT! YOU ACTUALLY START GLOWING AND ROCKS AND PEBBLES START LIFTING AND IT LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE DRAGON BALL Z!
Gym Rat: Holy crap! I'm Shredded. But I want more! I want to be an absolute unit!

*lifts and becomes absolute unit.

Vegeta: His Power level is OVER NINE THOUSAND!
by HawaiianPunch1 July 09, 2024
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Orangina

Orangina is a type of soda. It had a sexy advertisement with sexy anthropomorphic animals.
Orangina. Nothing says refreshing like a sexy.. Kangaroo!?
by HawaiianPunch1 September 03, 2023
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Zoloft

Zoloft is the crappiest medication ever! When I took it, I felt crappy and numb. I got switched to celexa and then lexapro which are both way better than that zoloft crap for depression! There were more medications and most got switched around.
by HawaiianPunch1 August 06, 2021
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NZT-49

NZT-49 is a fictional drug with no side effects and it makes you smarter and more energetic. It has brain derived neurotrophic factor and makes your brain grow, so the intelligence boost can become permanent. NZT-49 may also cure depression. It's like a better version of NZT-48. NZT-49 is inspired mostly by NSI-189. NZT is also by Amphetamine and 7,8-Dihydroxyflavone stack, Modafinil, Selegiline, Phenylpiracetam, Adderall, Ritalin, Afobazole, Gingko, Omega 3's, Opicapone, Kratom, Memantine, and 9-Me-BC. NZT-48 is addictive. NZT-49 is non-addictive.
Eddie Morra: I hired another lab to remodify NZT-48 and took NZT-49. I tapered off NZT-48 and NZT-49. I can see 50 moves ahead of you.
by HawaiianPunch1 November 29, 2021
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2-FMA

2-FMA is 2-Fluoromethamphetamine. It's an NDRI. 2-FMA inhibits the reuptake of Dopamine and Norepinephrine and also releases Dopamine and Norepinephrine. It's a weaker Dopamine releasing agent than Adderall, Speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine), and Meth (Methamphetamine) while being just as good of a Norepinephrine reuptake inhibitor as Adderall. It's usually compared to Vyvanse. 2-FMA is probably stronger than Adipex (Phentermine). 2-FMA dose range is 10mg to 50mg+ and it lasts 6 to 12 hours. It's also useful for ADHD to relax, focus, remember stuff, and even give you some energy.
Tony: I took 30mg of 2-FMA and cleaned and studied for hours
by HawaiianPunch1 July 30, 2024
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MDEA

3,4-MethyleneDioxyEthylAmphetamine (MDEA; also called Eve) is an empathogenic psychoactive drug. MDEA is a substituted amphetamine and a substituted methylenedioxyphenethylamine. MDEA acts as a serotonin, norepinephrine, and dopamine releasing agent and reuptake inhibitor. MDEA also releases oxytocin. It is an empathogen-entatcogen.

3,4-Methylenedioxy-N-ethylamphetamine
Boiling point
477.1°F
247.3°C. MDEA decomposes at temperatures above 302°F 150°C, so it's best to distill the freebase MDEA under vacuum.

MDEA is ecstasy which is part of the MDxx chemical class. It makes you love everyone and be superhappy. The regular dose of MDEA is 100mg to 200mg+. Only take it once a month or less often because it strongly affects serotonin. The day after your roll, take Kratom and Selegiline. MDEA also enhances colors a little so some people dance to electronic music and wave glow sticks around. It's less energetic and more relaxing than MDMA, so it's responsible for the rumors of heroin laced ecstasy.
I took 120mg of MDEA and I was rolling! It was awesome!
by HawaiianPunch1 October 13, 2022
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