HawaiianPunch1's definitions

Skin-Furry

A Skin-Furry is someone who is kind of like a furry, except that the naked skin of the woman (or man if you're a woman) is not fur, but colored skin. Only the face and tail is furry. The rest of the body is colored skin. They might even draw skin-furry art and porn of their favorite characters (like Coco Bandicoot, Tawna Bandicoot, Krystal Fox)

Fernando: Oh yeah! Tawna Bandicoot skin-furry porn is hot! Coco Bandicoot skin-furry porn is hot too! Krystal Fox skin-furry porn is hot!

Fernando: I'm a Skin-Furry!

by HawaiianPunch1 June 18, 2023

5T second rule

The 5T second rule (five-tee second rule, 5-T second rule) is a rule that is secretly the 50 second rule (fifty second rule). The 5T second rule states that if you pick up food or drink within 50 seconds or less, you get to eat the food and drink the drink. It's actually not a real rule and just an excuse to eat food off the floor and drink food off the floor. In 5 milliseconds, there's already hundreds of germs and viruses sticking to the food and many more preparing to stick.

Frank: *chicken wings and French fries with ketchup and a Pepsi falls to the floor.

Frank: Uh, 5T second rule?

Dave: Oh! I guess 5T seconds is a pretty short time to wait to pick up the food from the floor.

*43 seconds pass.

Frank: *picks up the chicken wings and ketchup and eats it.

*Drinks Pepsi with a straw.

*Burps
Dave: Wait a minute! I thought you said 5 second rule. It's been 49 seconds.

Frank's daughter: That's filthy! Even 1 second it has germs.

Frank: Uh? It's got Vitamin F!

*Frank Moment

by HawaiianPunch1 July 14, 2023

Cow Tooth

A cow tooth is when you like milk, cheese, yogurt, Beef, Beef Patties, Steak, and cheeseburgers.

Jughead: Mmmmm! Cheeseburgers! I have a cow tooth!

by HawaiianPunch1 July 8, 2024

Always get high off your own supply

Always get high off your own supply means that you try the stuff you are selling to see if it's of high purity and without any contaminants. You run lab tests on research chemicals, drugs, SARMs, Supplements, and cognitive enhancers. Then you try it. Some stuff makes you happy. Some stuff makes you relaxed. Some stuff gives you energy. Some stuff makes you smarter. Some stuff makes you more awake. Ethylamphetamine made with non-toxic aluminum galinstan. 3-Fluoroamphetamine, a-PVP, Prolintane, Selegiline, Propranolol, Choline, Vitamin B12, Tropoflavin, Methiopropamine, Hydrafinil, Phenylpiracetam Hydrazide, N-Acetyl-Selank, Modafinil, Armodafinil, Flodafinil, Cardarine, 2-methyl-2-butanol, etizopam, Diclazepam, 4F-MPH, Kratom, and Mk-677 are examples of research chemicals, cognitive enhancers, wakefulness enhancers, and more. If it's good enough for you to use and pure, it's good enough to sell. If you don't get high off your own supply, you are selling bad products or contaminated products(which is basically poison).

I used 200mg of Modafinil that I synthesized in a lab. This product is good. Good enough to sell. Always get high off your own supply.

by HawaiianPunch1 September 2, 2022

Cap cramps

Cap cramps are cramps that you get in your stomach and sometimes intestines from eating really spicy foods high on the scoville scale or hot peppers that you are not used to. Cap cramps are spice cramps. This is followed by scoville craps (spicy butt).

I ate 25 cayenne peppers and got cap cramps.

by HawaiianPunch1 February 2, 2022

Turbo-Buzzing

Turbo-Buzzing is taking Adipex pilks for ADHD to become relaxed, but then you add caffeine (Caffeine pills, Monster energy drinks, coffees, NOS energy drinks), alcohol (Booze, Beer, Wine, Vodka, Everclear, Ethanol), or both. You become buzzed and hyper when combining Adipex, Monster energy drinks, and Vodkas. Adipex alone, you're focused and relaxed because of ADHD. Adipex + Monster energy drink + Vodkas --> Tweaked and Hyper.

Tony: I combined Adipex (75mg), Monster energy drink (140mg Caffeine + B Vitamins), and 2 shots of Vodka (around 40ml ethanol) and I became hyper and really buzzed. Turbo-Buzzing

by HawaiianPunch1 October 12, 2024

Speed bump

A speed bump is:

1. A bump of speed(Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) that you mix with soda and drink or that you sniff with a straw. Speed bumps are usually weighed on a scale before you consume(eat) it. These speed bumps are fun!

2. A bump in the road put there by the city to slow down traffic to around 25mph. If you drive too fast over a speed bump, your car will get off the ground and then crash back down on the floor, causing damage to your car, and then maybe a ticket. These speed bumps suck.

3. A game where if you're driving over a speed bump, you and your friends do a speed(Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) bump. Doing speed bumps are fun and distract you from the stupid speed bumps you got to drive over.

*speed bump ahead
Bobby: Let's do speed bumps!

Cindy: Sure!

Crank Mountain: Doing speed bumps is going to be cool!

*Crank Mountain slows down the car
*speed bump.

Bobby: *sniffs speed

Cindy: *sniffs speed
Crank Mountain: *sniffs speed
Bobby, Cindy, and Crank Mountain: Oh yeah!

by HawaiianPunch1 December 21, 2021