Definitions by HawaiianPunch1
Package thief
When someone steals packages from the mailman and the mailman is being lazy. Then they just sign with crappy scribbles. Things from gems to precious metals like gold and silver, to protein powder to Gallium, Indium, and Tin, to hard to get vitamins go missing. That choline supplement you were waiting for, it's gone. The 5 hour energy drink pack you were waiting for, gone. Those dog treats or even turtle food you were waiting for, gone. The Rockstar energy drinks you were excited about, gone.
I was waiting for Choline and eugeroic king NZT and the package thief signed for it and stole it. Stupid package thief! Stupid postal service not doing their job.
Package thief by HawaiianPunch1 September 8, 2023
Green Stuff
Mr. Krabs: Let me go! I got to get some of that Green Stuff!
Thug: *pulls out Lima beans on a spoon.
Mr Krabs: No! Not that Green Stuff!
*Truck full of of lima beans backs up.
Mr Krabs: Noooooooo!
Thug: *pulls out Lima beans on a spoon.
Mr Krabs: No! Not that Green Stuff!
*Truck full of of lima beans backs up.
Mr Krabs: Noooooooo!
Green Stuff by HawaiianPunch1 September 5, 2023
Motrin
Motrin (Vitamin I, Ibuprofen) is an NSAID (Non-Steroidal Anti-Inflammatory Drug) which can be used for headaches and body aches. It's really good for headaches and 200mg to 400mg is taken with a glass of water. It's mostly good for headaches. If you have a headache, you can have a glass of water (Hydrogen oxide) alone to see if it's due to lack of hydration. If the headache is gone, you just needed hydration. If it's still there, it's caused by something else and you need a motrin 200mg or two of them. If you're depressed or have more physical pain like a broken arm or leg but the doctor won't give you Vicodin, take Kratom (2g to 8g+). If you have been traumatized by a narcissist ex-girlfriend, or went to war and are having PTSD flashbacks, talk to your doctor about Propranolol 40mg (2 of the 20mg pills a day). If you want a hangover free alcohol, drink 2ml to 10ml+ of 2-methyl-2-butanol. Kratom generally doesn't mix with alcohols because it can be harmful or fatal.
Tony: I had a headache and drank water. Half an hour later and it's still there, so I took 200mg Motrin with more water and the headache disappeared.
Motrin by HawaiianPunch1 September 5, 2023
Smart man's liquid nitrogen
Smart man's liquid nitrogen is dry ice mixed with 1,1-Difluoroethane. The boiling point of 1,1-difluoroethane is -11.29°F (-24.05°C) while it's melting point is -178.6°F (-117°C). The sublimation point (the point at which a substance sublimes, or goes from a solid directly to a gas) of dry ice (solid carbon dioxide) is -109.2°F (-78.46°C). Smart man's liquid nitrogen stays at around -78°C as long as you keep supplying more dry ice. Then the dry ice runs out and it heats up until it reaches -25°C where it becomes homeless man's liquid nitrogen. Then the 1,1-Difluroethane (can be found in computer duster) slowly boils away until it becomes gaseous 1,1-Difluoroethane. You can keep chemical reactions cool with smart man's liquid nitrogen and once it becomes homeless man's liquid nitrogen, you can use a funnel and a plastic soda bottle to store the liquid difluoroethane under pressure and label it and put it in the lab freezer.
Smart man's liquid nitrogen by HawaiianPunch1 September 3, 2023
Blue Crab
Blue crab is a type of sea crab you catch with a crab trap or while scuba diving. You catch a lot if you're lucky. Then you take them home, stab the crabs with a knife so they die quickly and relatively painlessly especially compared to the prolonged pain of boiling them alive. They go good with some onion and avocado salad and some rice. Mmm. Delicious! You use the claw to dig out the crab meat from the side. When it's cooked, it looks red.
Blue Crab by HawaiianPunch1 September 3, 2023
Orangina
Orangina by HawaiianPunch1 September 3, 2023
Monster
A monster is something you ask your parents to check under the bed for (if you are a kid).
A monster is also an energy drink that teenagers and some adults drink to get energy. Monster energy drink has 140mg to 160mg+ of caffeine and B Vitamins.
A monster is also an energy drink that teenagers and some adults drink to get energy. Monster energy drink has 140mg to 160mg+ of caffeine and B Vitamins.
Timmy (kid): Mom! Dad! Could you check under the bed and in the closets for monsters?
Mom and Dad: Sure!
Dad: *Checks closet.
No monster here!
Mom: *checks other closet.
No monster here.
Timmy: What about under the bed?
Mom: What’s this? Monster?
Timmy: What? Monster?!
Tony (older brother): I was looking for that!
*Chugs Monster energy drink.
Dad: I guess you could say Tony "chugged the monster!"!
*Everyone laughs except for Timmy.
Timmy: Errrr! Dad!
Mom and Dad: Sure!
Dad: *Checks closet.
No monster here!
Mom: *checks other closet.
No monster here.
Timmy: What about under the bed?
Mom: What’s this? Monster?
Timmy: What? Monster?!
Tony (older brother): I was looking for that!
*Chugs Monster energy drink.
Dad: I guess you could say Tony "chugged the monster!"!
*Everyone laughs except for Timmy.
Timmy: Errrr! Dad!
Monster by HawaiianPunch1 September 2, 2023