Definitions by HawaiianPunch1
Bodyslam Drunk
Bodyslam Drunk is when football players bodyslams you a lot and you get a head injury over the years because the helmet is too weak and you didn't drink enough wilk ("Milk"), cheese, and yogurt. It's short for CTE. So "He needs more milk!".
Dude not drinking enough wilk ("Milk"): *Gets bodyslammed a lot by other football players!
Dude: *Gets dementia or CTE or Bodyslam Drunk.
Woman: He needs more milk!
Dude: *Gets dementia or CTE or Bodyslam Drunk.
Woman: He needs more milk!
Bodyslam Drunk by HawaiianPunch1 March 5, 2024
Cheese tooth
A cheese tooth is when you like dairy products like Wilk, Cheese, and Yogurt. Maybe cow beef. Also, cheese is good for your teeth.
Cheese tooth by HawaiianPunch1 February 25, 2024
Beer needs a beer
Beer needs a beer by HawaiianPunch1 December 19, 2023
Pee Turbulance
When people pee everywhere in the house or office in buckets and gatorade bottles and others try not to look at the people peeing because it would be gay (ohhhh! Rainbow) or mercury poison minded (ohhhh! Lezbi dirty mind) to look. And everyone's exercising a lot and trying to gain muscle. 💪 And you pee in the toilets and it makes extreme loud sound and it's turbulance!
And if you have a few beers, more pee turbulance (because beer makes pee sound louder), but it might spill to the floor sometimes!
And sometimes you are driving a truck and pee in a Gatorade or Powerade bottle.
Pee turbulance!
And if you have a few beers, more pee turbulance (because beer makes pee sound louder), but it might spill to the floor sometimes!
And sometimes you are driving a truck and pee in a Gatorade or Powerade bottle.
Pee turbulance!
Ratonis: *pshhhhhhh. Peeing sounds.
Others: I don't wanna see! Looks away!
Ratonis: Puts nut sack and stuff away.
*5 minutes later.
Police: Wee ooh! Well. Everything seems normal.
*Gets snacks.
Ratonis: Few! That was a close one!
*Grabs nut sack and stuff for a second.
*Earthquake!
*Drinks beers.
*Pees in bathroom.
*Loud sound pee turbulance!
Hahaha haha! LOL!
Others: I don't wanna see! Looks away!
Ratonis: Puts nut sack and stuff away.
*5 minutes later.
Police: Wee ooh! Well. Everything seems normal.
*Gets snacks.
Ratonis: Few! That was a close one!
*Grabs nut sack and stuff for a second.
*Earthquake!
*Drinks beers.
*Pees in bathroom.
*Loud sound pee turbulance!
Hahaha haha! LOL!
Pee Turbulance by HawaiianPunch1 December 19, 2023
Nut Sack Turbulance
Nut Sack Turbulance can mean many things!
1) Randomly Grabbing your nut sack and stuff!
2) Nutting with your nut sack and stuff and it causes Turbulance because the Nut Sack keeps moving.
3) Nutting with your nut sack while watching porn or cartoon porn and your brother or friend interrupts you, so you have the "which online girl is hotter" contest while nutting and wearing pants. Usually ends in going to the gym later.
4) Nutting the sack and there's pants covering it while in random outside places or the bathroom or office.
In almost all scenarios, you achieve PNC, then the mind gets clearer. Then you go to the gym later.
1) Randomly Grabbing your nut sack and stuff!
2) Nutting with your nut sack and stuff and it causes Turbulance because the Nut Sack keeps moving.
3) Nutting with your nut sack while watching porn or cartoon porn and your brother or friend interrupts you, so you have the "which online girl is hotter" contest while nutting and wearing pants. Usually ends in going to the gym later.
4) Nutting the sack and there's pants covering it while in random outside places or the bathroom or office.
In almost all scenarios, you achieve PNC, then the mind gets clearer. Then you go to the gym later.
Edward: Nutting the sack in the bathroom to get ready to talk about Wall Street stuff.
*Nut Sack Turbulance!
*Earthquake!
Achieves PNC. Mind gets clear.
Blah blah blah trading stuff.
Wealth increases.
Does ten push-ups!
*Nut Sack Turbulance!
*Earthquake!
Achieves PNC. Mind gets clear.
Blah blah blah trading stuff.
Wealth increases.
Does ten push-ups!
Nut Sack Turbulance by HawaiianPunch1 December 19, 2023
Modafinil
Modafinil is wakefulness enhancer with the formula (C6H5)2HC(S=O)CH2(C=O)NH2. Modafinil and Armodafinil are good for ADHD (boosts memory, wakefulness, and focus), helps with Delayed Sleep Phase Disorder (by keeping you awake), helps with becoming smarter, helps with excessive sleepiness, helps with Narcolepsy, and more. Modafinil can be used long-term. Modafinil's dose range is 100mg to 200mg+. Modafinil can be prescribed by a doctor, bought online (from Modafinil XL, for example), or synthesized in a lab. Diphenylmethanone can be reduced to Diphenylmethanol by either Sodium Borohydride in pure dry ethanol, or by reacting it with Aluminum Galinstan in ethanol water. Then react Diphenylmethanol with Hydrobromic acid and Zinc chloride catalyst to get Diphenylmethyl bromide. React Thioglycolic acid with food grade Sodium Hydroxide and dry it to get Sodium Thioglycolate. Then synthesize Modafinil from there in a few more steps.
Tony: I bought Modafinil and Armodafinil from Modafinil XL.
Steve: I bought Modafinil and Armodafinil from Modafinil XL too. And I bought blue pills and herbs and acne cream and L-Theanine to counteract side effects of Modafinil.
Cassandra: I bought Modafinil and Armodafinil and got pink pills and acne cream for side effects.
Steve: I bought Modafinil and Armodafinil from Modafinil XL too. And I bought blue pills and herbs and acne cream and L-Theanine to counteract side effects of Modafinil.
Cassandra: I bought Modafinil and Armodafinil and got pink pills and acne cream for side effects.
Modafinil by HawaiianPunch1 December 2, 2023