When during a year, a guy or girl ends up staying up past midnight and eating a lot and not being able to exercise outside due to it being super late, they end up gaining 15 pounds or more. It's usually eating junk food and you even cook stuff that's not the healthiest, but usually super tasty stuff.
*midnight
Fernando: I'm cooking Mac and cheese with hotdogs in it. Mmmmm.
*eats it.
(Next day)
*Midnight
Fernando: I'm cooking chicken chili with beans and some popcorn.
*eats it
(Wednesday)
Fernando: I'm cooking and eating a salami and cheese sandwich with a 20 oz Orange soda. Also, a bag of chips.
*eats it
Fernando: Crap! I can't go to the gym at midnight.
A year later.
*gets scale
*Gained 29 pounds.
Fernando: Aw man! The midnight 15 is real!
Fernando: I'm cooking Mac and cheese with hotdogs in it. Mmmmm.
*eats it.
(Next day)
*Midnight
Fernando: I'm cooking chicken chili with beans and some popcorn.
*eats it
(Wednesday)
Fernando: I'm cooking and eating a salami and cheese sandwich with a 20 oz Orange soda. Also, a bag of chips.
*eats it
Fernando: Crap! I can't go to the gym at midnight.
A year later.
*gets scale
*Gained 29 pounds.
Fernando: Aw man! The midnight 15 is real!
by HawaiianPunch1 June 23, 2023
2030 to 2040 is the years when scientists say the coffee plant will go extinct due to global warming (Climate Change) and droughts. Coffee is sensitive to droughts and weather that's too hot.
Strategies to deal with this include:
1) Legalizing Khat. (Nature's Ritalin. Contains Cathinone and Cathine. Can be turned into a drinkable solution by blending 100g Khat leaves and 400ml Hydrogen oxide or H2O or Water, then adding 0.6ml Muriatic Acid HCl Acid and drink the solution. You can add lemons and limes instead and drink the solution. 36mg to 108mg+ Cathinone and 100mg Cathine.)
2) Synthesizing Methcathinone HCl and purifying it to the extreme to not end up with Manganese (which will cause a dangerous condition known as Manganism.).
3) Using Modafinil pills, Armodafinil pills, Adipex-75 pills, DMAA HCl (Dimethylamylamine, Geranamine), Cyclopentamine HCl, Norcyclopentamine HCl (Cyclopentylaminopropane), Propylhexedrine HCl, and Norpropylhexedrine HCl (Cyclohexylaminopropane), and Thiopropamine, Methiopropamine, Ethiopropamine, Dextroamphetamine, Qeelbree, Strattera, Prolintane, Ethylphenidate, 2-FMA, 3-FMA, 4F-MPH, Mephedrene (5-MMPA), Benzofury (6-APB), 2-methyl-2-butanol, Propranolol 40mg, Vallium, Depakote, Dextroamphetamine, Dextromethamphetamine, D,L-Deprenyl (D-Deprenyl + L-Deprenyl), Hydrafinil (9-9-Fluorenol), Flodafinil (Difluoromodafinil), Modafinil, Armodafinil, Modafiendz, Adipex-75, Arecoline Hydrobromide Huny Mints 10mg.
Strategies to deal with this include:
1) Legalizing Khat. (Nature's Ritalin. Contains Cathinone and Cathine. Can be turned into a drinkable solution by blending 100g Khat leaves and 400ml Hydrogen oxide or H2O or Water, then adding 0.6ml Muriatic Acid HCl Acid and drink the solution. You can add lemons and limes instead and drink the solution. 36mg to 108mg+ Cathinone and 100mg Cathine.)
2) Synthesizing Methcathinone HCl and purifying it to the extreme to not end up with Manganese (which will cause a dangerous condition known as Manganism.).
3) Using Modafinil pills, Armodafinil pills, Adipex-75 pills, DMAA HCl (Dimethylamylamine, Geranamine), Cyclopentamine HCl, Norcyclopentamine HCl (Cyclopentylaminopropane), Propylhexedrine HCl, and Norpropylhexedrine HCl (Cyclohexylaminopropane), and Thiopropamine, Methiopropamine, Ethiopropamine, Dextroamphetamine, Qeelbree, Strattera, Prolintane, Ethylphenidate, 2-FMA, 3-FMA, 4F-MPH, Mephedrene (5-MMPA), Benzofury (6-APB), 2-methyl-2-butanol, Propranolol 40mg, Vallium, Depakote, Dextroamphetamine, Dextromethamphetamine, D,L-Deprenyl (D-Deprenyl + L-Deprenyl), Hydrafinil (9-9-Fluorenol), Flodafinil (Difluoromodafinil), Modafinil, Armodafinil, Modafiendz, Adipex-75, Arecoline Hydrobromide Huny Mints 10mg.
Steve: I tried 100mg of Methcathinone HCl because it's the year 2040 (way past 2030) and caffeine is extinct.
by HawaiianPunch1 December 18, 2024
Monster energy drink is an energy drink with 140mg to 160mg+ of Caffeine and B Vitamins. Monster used to cost $2.00 dollars. Then it went up to $2.50. Now it's anywhere from $2.75 to $3.00+. Stupid inflation! Like even Venom energy drink went from $1.00 to $1.25. Buy Gold, Silver, Gallium, Indium, Tin, Galinstan, Bismuth, Copper, and even Aluminum foil if you want to make Aluminum Galinstan amalgam. The value of metals are going up.
Tony: This Monster energy drink is great!
*Drinks Monster while casterboarding (riding a casterboard).
*Drinks Monster while casterboarding (riding a casterboard).
by HawaiianPunch1 September 09, 2023
Turbo-buzzing is drinking coffee(caffeine) while taking speed(amphetamine). You become hyper on the combo.
by HawaiianPunch1 May 01, 2020
A monster is something you ask your parents to check under the bed for (if you are a kid).
A monster is also an energy drink that teenagers and some adults drink to get energy. Monster energy drink has 140mg to 160mg+ of caffeine and B Vitamins.
A monster is also an energy drink that teenagers and some adults drink to get energy. Monster energy drink has 140mg to 160mg+ of caffeine and B Vitamins.
Timmy (kid): Mom! Dad! Could you check under the bed and in the closets for monsters?
Mom and Dad: Sure!
Dad: *Checks closet.
No monster here!
Mom: *checks other closet.
No monster here.
Timmy: What about under the bed?
Mom: What’s this? Monster?
Timmy: What? Monster?!
Tony (older brother): I was looking for that!
*Chugs Monster energy drink.
Dad: I guess you could say Tony "chugged the monster!"!
*Everyone laughs except for Timmy.
Timmy: Errrr! Dad!
Mom and Dad: Sure!
Dad: *Checks closet.
No monster here!
Mom: *checks other closet.
No monster here.
Timmy: What about under the bed?
Mom: What’s this? Monster?
Timmy: What? Monster?!
Tony (older brother): I was looking for that!
*Chugs Monster energy drink.
Dad: I guess you could say Tony "chugged the monster!"!
*Everyone laughs except for Timmy.
Timmy: Errrr! Dad!
by HawaiianPunch1 September 02, 2023
Galinstan is a non-toxic, liquid metal alloy which melts at 11 °C (52 °F). It's made by combining gallium, indium, and tin. It's fun to play with and also do science experiments with. It's liquid metal you can hold in your hand. It's good to wear gloves while handling Galinstan. Galinstan stains hands and stuff, but you can wash it out with soap and water.
by HawaiianPunch1 July 02, 2021
When you fart and burp at the same time or almost at the same time. The Fart comes first, then within 10 seconds or less, the burp comes. Fart is methane and sulfer compounds and burp is carbon dioxide. Fart burps are super rare, but some people fart burp more often.
by HawaiianPunch1 April 29, 2023