Harry69's definitions

Facebook poke

When you click the poke button on facebook and poke a friend usually a female friend, Most of the time the guy would be thinking "yeah she wants me" but the girl plays the guy at the game and draws him to her to fcuk him over in the end and make him look a jerk

Guy 1:"Lisa keeps poking me on facebook"
Guy 2:"Dude she wants you man"
Guy 1:"You serious"
Guy 2 :"Yeah dude poke? she wants to poke you man like she wants to sit on your willy"

Guy 1:"(Sends lisa a pm message) Hey I see you've been poking me your DTF?

Lisa:DTF?Down to fcuk?Errr piss off you sleazebag I was only having a poke war game just because I poke you doesn't mean I want to have sex with you

Lisa's facebook status:I've deleted that asshole now,He thinks because I facebook poked him I wanted to poke him in real life

by Harry69 March 8, 2011

Fake fan

Some one who follows a big name sporting team only because that team does so well they have no connection or loyalty to that team nor do they reside or come from that teams local area

Fake fan:"I follow Manchester united"

Guy:"Oh who's your favorite player"?

Fake fan:"Uhm Ronaldo"

Guy :"Ronaldo hasn't played for United for 3 years now you idiot"

Fake fan:"Oh that other guy then Giggs"

Guy :(Thinks to himself) "fake fan" doesn't know nothing about the team he claims to support

by Harry69 October 23, 2011

Troll

Some-one who disrupts internet forums and topics of discussion with something totally of topic to get a response and then hijack the forum status or topic with something that usually leads to an argument and pages of endless discussions which annoys normal people who don't give a crap

Ignore the dumb troll he wants a response click his message as spam

By replying to the troll you're only encouraging him and more trolls to come along

by Harry69 April 5, 2011

Quality

Term used to describe something good

1)Did you watch the match last night?

"Yeah man it was quality"

2)"Wow she's hot that's quality man"

3)"That your new car damm that's quality"

by Harry69 July 4, 2010

Man of the street

A man of the street a gangster a tough nut a man who knows the street code

Don't mess with him dude he's a man of the street

by Harry69 July 1, 2011

Alcoholic

Someone who drinks alcohol everyday of the week from morning to night,

Someone who is dependant on alcohol they can hold down a job and family but needs to drink in order to feel calm and normal

You drink everyday of the week but you claim your not an alcoholic?

My dads an alcoholic he drinks everyday of the week.

"Why did your mum and dad divorce" ?" Becuase my dad was an arrogant self centered heartless alcoholic who only cared about himself"

Alcoholics are not people you see in the street with ripped clothes and holding a bottle of vodka they can be family men laywers police officers school teachers it is an awful thing alcoholism and destroys peoples and families lives

by Harry69 October 26, 2010

Lebs

Word used to describe people of Lebanese background in Australia or anyone with black hair and olive skin who wears a white nike hat nike tn shoes and a lonsdale singlet

"Why are lebs always wearing Tn's and Lonsdale clothing"

Guy:"My mate was gang bashed last night"

other guy": "Bloody lebs"

by Harry69 November 12, 2009