When you click the poke button on facebook and poke a friend usually a female friend, Most of the time the guy would be thinking "yeah she wants me" but the girl plays the guy at the game and draws him to her to fcuk him over in the end and make him look a jerk
Guy 1:"Lisa keeps poking me on facebook"
Guy 2:"Dude she wants you man"
Guy 1:"You serious"
Guy 2 :"Yeah dude poke? she wants to poke you man like she wants to sit on your willy"
Guy 1:"(Sends lisa a pm message) Hey I see you've been poking me your DTF?
Lisa:DTF?Down to fcuk?Errr piss off you sleazebag I was only having a poke war game just because I poke you doesn't mean I want to have sex with you
Lisa's facebook status:I've deleted that asshole now,He thinks because I facebook poked him I wanted to poke him in real life
Guy 2:"Dude she wants you man"
Guy 1:"You serious"
Guy 2 :"Yeah dude poke? she wants to poke you man like she wants to sit on your willy"
Guy 1:"(Sends lisa a pm message) Hey I see you've been poking me your DTF?
Lisa:DTF?Down to fcuk?Errr piss off you sleazebag I was only having a poke war game just because I poke you doesn't mean I want to have sex with you
Lisa's facebook status:I've deleted that asshole now,He thinks because I facebook poked him I wanted to poke him in real life
by Harry69 March 08, 2011
Get the Facebook pokemug. Person 1:"Look at the loner over there hasn't he got any friends"?,
Person 2: "I tried to make friends with him yesterday but he comes across as a weirdo so I'm staying away
"They say the kid that shot up the school was a loner with no friends and was picked on most of his schooling life
Person 2: "I tried to make friends with him yesterday but he comes across as a weirdo so I'm staying away
"They say the kid that shot up the school was a loner with no friends and was picked on most of his schooling life
by Harry69 May 10, 2011
Get the Lonermug. Some one who goes to the gym everyday
Some one who continually post statuses on their facebook that they are at the gym
Some one who continually post statuses on their facebook that they are at the gym
Facebook status "Yeah pumping iron at the gym"
Facebook reply comment "You're such a gym rat"
E.G 2:"Claudia is at the gym everyday she's turning into a gym rat"
E.G 3"I don't care if you go to the gym everyday I go 2 days a week like you're suppose to not everyday like you you gym rat"
Facebook reply comment "You're such a gym rat"
E.G 2:"Claudia is at the gym everyday she's turning into a gym rat"
E.G 3"I don't care if you go to the gym everyday I go 2 days a week like you're suppose to not everyday like you you gym rat"
by Harry69 October 26, 2011
Get the Gym Ratmug. A place where you go to do exercises and work out,
A place where fat people go to try and loose weight,
A place where cheating married women go to start up affairs behind their hard working husbands back
A place for posers
A place where fat people go to try and loose weight,
A place where cheating married women go to start up affairs behind their hard working husbands back
A place for posers
Lets go to the gym I wanna flex my muscles and lift them weights to proove I'm the toughest and bulkiest man down the gym
by Harry69 March 06, 2011
Get the Gymmug. by Harry69 November 12, 2009
Get the Filomug. Some one who follows a big name sporting team only because that team does so well they have no connection or loyalty to that team nor do they reside or come from that teams local area
Fake fan:"I follow Manchester united"
Guy:"Oh who's your favorite player"?
Fake fan:"Uhm Ronaldo"
Guy :"Ronaldo hasn't played for United for 3 years now you idiot"
Fake fan:"Oh that other guy then Giggs"
Guy :(Thinks to himself) "fake fan" doesn't know nothing about the team he claims to support
Guy:"Oh who's your favorite player"?
Fake fan:"Uhm Ronaldo"
Guy :"Ronaldo hasn't played for United for 3 years now you idiot"
Fake fan:"Oh that other guy then Giggs"
Guy :(Thinks to himself) "fake fan" doesn't know nothing about the team he claims to support
by Harry69 October 23, 2011
Get the Fake fanmug. When a guy is controlled by his girlfriend and he has to ask his girlfriend for permission to go out with his male friends or she just basically controls him with what he can and can't do
Mike:Can I go out tonight with the boys Lisa"?
Lisa:"As long as you text me every 20 minutes and are home by 930"
Mikes friends:"Haha Mike is so whipped by Lisa you know he has to ask her can he go out tonight with us and if she lets him out he has to be home early dude he's so whipped"
Lisa: "Your late I told you 930 it's 10pm no sex for you tonight or the next 3 months"
Mike:"It's not as if you have sex with me anymore anyway,I'm sorry baby I'll never go out again"
Lisa:"As long as you text me every 20 minutes and are home by 930"
Mikes friends:"Haha Mike is so whipped by Lisa you know he has to ask her can he go out tonight with us and if she lets him out he has to be home early dude he's so whipped"
Lisa: "Your late I told you 930 it's 10pm no sex for you tonight or the next 3 months"
Mike:"It's not as if you have sex with me anymore anyway,I'm sorry baby I'll never go out again"
by Harry69 December 20, 2010
Get the Whippedmug.