Harry flashman's definitions

Weltangschlong

1. A world sized erection. 2. A variation of the German word for "world view", meaning one views the world from his solitary, nether eye.

1. I woke up this morning with a blue-veined Weltangschlong. 2. Women shouldn't judge me....it's my Weltangschlong, I can't help it.

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

nodosity

The state or quality of being full of nodes(node=knob or swelling); knobiness.

As Mrs Dovetonsils called upon Megnao to complete the conjugation of the Latin verb "to love", she started off "Amo, Amas, Amat...", standing up, he began, "Amomus, Amamas, Amant..." and felt a stirring in his loins...a nodosity, as he pondered the archaic meaning of conjugation.

by harry flashman August 5, 2003

microgivashit

1000 nanogivashits, 1,000,000 picogivashits.

What Geraldo Rivera is thinking doesn't even register on my microgivashit meter.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003

organism

A redneck colloquialism for orgasm.

I'm takin' Vernell mugboggin' and after I'm get me a organism behind the Whattaburger.

by harry flashman July 10, 2003

plums

The masculine anal equivalent of female cherries.

Our advice to new inmates here at Attica is to safeguard their plums.

by harry flashman July 15, 2003

#10 buttplug

A very obnoxious person, unlikeable in any way.

I tried to handle his complaint with courtesy but he kept acting like a #10 buttplug.

by harry flashman July 6, 2003

goober

A rural native of South Alabama or Northwest Florida who is genetically insuffient to be called a redneck or cracker.

That goober ain't taking my sister to the drive-in movie in no pick-up truck...it ain't got no back seat.

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003