316 definitions by Harry flashman

klugle

A rank in the Ku Klux Klan above kleagle but below moron.

Irvin had earned the rank of klugle back in '63 by shouting abuse at a black 9 year old school girl. The girl is now a circuit court judge in Montgomery while Irvin is still fixing flat tires at A-1 Tire Service & Tanning Boutique in Verbena.

by Harry flashman July 20, 2003

aw shit

n. A military term for a reprimand or ass-chewing.

All it takes is one "aw shit" to wipe out a career of "atta boys".

by Harry flashman June 28, 2003

apparatchik

An unquestioningly loyal female subordinate in the Democratic Party.

Susan McDougal and Monica Lewinsky were apparatchiks, one went down for a crime the other went down.

by Harry flashman July 20, 2003

ration of shit

Backtalk or verbal tirade.

Zip it, scumweasel...if I want a ration of shit out of you I'll squeeze your head.

by Harry flashman August 3, 2003

lame

Fabric interwoven with metal wire.

Airman First Class Lawrencio wore silver lame undershorts, prefering it to kevlar for comfort and style.

by Harry flashman August 3, 2003

duff

v. To D/F (direction find)

Break out the Yagi, men, as we must duff the illegal transmitter before it shuts down.

by Harry flashman August 25, 2003

jockular

One who is fond of being athletic.

Bubba is a jockular fellow who pops steroids like M&M's and must not be angered at all costs.

by Harry flashman July 15, 2003