pernt

Point.

The pernt of this lesson, gentlemen, is to enunciate words properly.

by harry flashman July 24, 2003

zot

Onomatopoeia for that sound when you have been touched by personal tragedy that is funny to everybody else.

"Zot!, Bubba...that looks like the repo-man towing away your Trans-Am with your coon dog in the back seat." Or, "Zot, that had to hurt, Leon...I ain't never seen a framing hammer turn a thumb purple that quick."

by harry flashman August 21, 2003

codded

Having testicles.

I'll give you $65 for that billy goat, it' the heaviest codded one I have ever seen.

by harry flashman July 17, 2003

truly fucked

To be accurately and genuinely put upon in a distasteful manner with no hope of mercy, rescue or long term survival.

I am truly fucked...never should have worn my "KISS ME, I'M JEWISH" T-shirt on this shopping excursion to Gaza.

by harry flashman July 15, 2003

SORTS

A nightmarish, coded, machine-read Naval message that is supposed to be a real-time methodology for reporting overall operational readiness to a vindictive and hateful computer in Washington D.C. that seizes upon a single minute error and then flames your commanding officer who then shits in your garrison hat.

I'd rather be in charge of the Combined Federal Campaign at the Norfolk Naval Brig and have a bleeding prostate the size of grapefruit than be the SORTS officer.

by harry flashman July 11, 2003

EPD's

Expected Progeny Differences, data collected on cattle (dames and bulls) used in breeding programs to predict characteristics in offspring.

Lookit!, Leroy...check out the EPD's on that sweetheart wearing the crimson Carharrt's.

by harry flashman July 30, 2003

hacker

A pet or friend who coughs up hairballs.

Fluffy was a longhaired Persian who was also a hacker; the relationship was illfated.

by harry flashman August 03, 2003