fuck me to tears

A cry of angst.

As the first M-1 Abrams rolled into Baghdad, Saddam cried out, "Fuck me to tears", shaved his beard, donned a dress, lightly applied make-up and then slipped out the back door and joined the fleeing refugees.

by harry flashman August 06, 2003

chaste

Having preserved one's virtue by not having sex.

Jolene was a good girl by Arkansas standards, she'd been chaste by her male kinfolks but had never been caught.

by harry flashman July 25, 2003

greenside up

Foolproof instuctions for laying sod.

How many pallets yall put out today? Hate to be the one to tell you...but it's greenside up.

by Harry Flashman July 03, 2003

reputile

Composite of repute, repugnant and reptile meaning having the reputation of a reptile.

Hakim was reputile in his treatment of women and had great difficulty finding clogging partners.

by harry flashman July 24, 2003

kkkill

A command to an attack dog to kill by a stutterer.

"Kkkill, Sp-Sp-Spot," said Jethro.

by harry flashman August 03, 2003

chahmah

Facetious slang for charmer, not meant as a compliment.

While most people referred variously to Warburton as a scumweasel, cad or dickhead, Mr Manina, ever the gentleman, simply called him a chahmah.

by harry flashman July 24, 2003

gumint cheese

A commodity substitute for food stamps.

Pearlene traded a 10 pound block of gumint cheese for a lotto ticket and a pack of cigarettes.

by harry flashman August 11, 2003