Harry flashman's definitions

flexin'

The "I'm available for sex" signal narcisistic weight lifters send; gender inspecific.

Butch stood before the full-length mirror flexin' and thought to himself, "What a hunk I am", and realized that he must seek a secluded place and attend to an urgent need.

by harry flashman July 26, 2003

fuckeroo

A promiscuous man at a gay dude ranch.

Eduardo cantered up to the bar and said, "I'm the baddest bronco bustin' fuckeroo in the house...who here thinks he can lick me? Come one, come all."

by harry flashman July 19, 2003

kielbasa breath

Afflicted with phallitosis.

Yo, kielbasa breath, brush your teeth after dating or step back a few feet to continue this conversation.

by harry flashman October 9, 2003

schnikes

East European beet pancakes.

Leon bought a SCHNIKES-R-US franchise and knew he'd make his first million by age 30.

by harry flashman October 23, 2003

reputile

Composite of repute, repugnant and reptile meaning having the reputation of a reptile.

Hakim was reputile in his treatment of women and had great difficulty finding clogging partners.

by harry flashman July 24, 2003

heyduke

1.n. A act of revenge or anarchy. Named after George Heyduke, author and anarchist. 2. v. To commit a calculated act of revenge on a deserving mark.

1. I did a heyduke on his car for having a Gore bumper sticker. 2. Some Hillary loving Commie heyduked my Rush Limbaugh decal.

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

Orgasmic

A word that describes something that brings you great joy.

I'm telling you Staff Sargeant Bohannon ain't no more orgasmic job in the Corps than artillery...VT frag over a herd of water buffalo...White Phosphorous on a VC vill....fleshettes nailing a Cong to a Banyan tree. Semper-friggin'-fi!

by harry flashman July 10, 2003