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Bench Press

What jocks and butch lesbians do to buff up their pecs.
Maximus spotted for Melba while she went through her bench press routine with a Chevy truck axle.
by harry flashman July 12, 2003
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flimpis

Excess scrotal tissue. The condition can be genetic and seldom leads to medical complications. Or more often its etiology can be traced to scarring caused my repeated zippering of skin that has not been safely retucked after urination. Flimpis is a rare medical condition, as those predisposed to more than one accidental zippering usually do not survive long enough to reach breeding age.
Sweet Jesus....got my flimpis hung up again.
by harry flashman July 4, 2003
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bungrhoid

n. An asshole who also is a constant pain in the ass.
That motormouth bungrhoid is always stirring shit.
by Harry Flashman July 2, 2003
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jugglies

Most men don't believe there is such a thing as jugglies.
by harry flashman July 26, 2003
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rudementary

Latrelle was never going to shop at Pigley-Wigley again, they'd asked him to quit groping the melons and he thought their tone of voice was very rudementary.
by harry flashman August 11, 2003
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masungit

A Filipino insult combining the best traits of an asshole, douchebag, and scumbag. A Filipino in need of anger management training and a personality implant.
Ai, that sagin-biter...Cordapio is masungit. (sagin is a euphemism for the penis)
by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003
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weight nazi

A physical fitness fanatic in the military who believes that six-pack abs, blond hair, blue eyes, Teutonic good looks, and 12% bodyfat will ensure his suvival in combat, his promotion in peacetime and a place in Valhalla in the afterlife; everyone else who doesn't look like a recruiting posterboy should have been a candidate for prenatal eugenics.
Hey, Master Chief...you might want to take the long way to building 501...there's a weight nazi hiding in the bushes a block up ambushing sailors with a tape....it's that same shitweasel who is pushing to switch the whole PRT system to metric!
by harry flashman July 10, 2003
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