Harry flashman's definitions

fob

To ignore rudely.

Don't fob me off when I'm talking to you, pinhead.

by harry flashman July 11, 2003

adze

adze is to axe as adds is to asks.

Caint yu adze I axe for tu adze.

by harry flashman July 11, 2003

mudshovel

A person who will eat anything.

Bubba's a mudshovel...I seen him eat a 3 day old tuna sannitch.

by harry flashman July 11, 2003

Maginot Line

Some place the Germans will revisit the next time they get a weekend barbeque rained out.

Gerta, looks like rain, put the bratwurst away, get the kids in the Benz, we're going frog hunting at the Maginot line.

by harry flashman July 11, 2003

explosive diarrhea

A lower gastro-intestinal distubance that creates a dilemma in the afflicted: Do I need a bucket of water or a shotgun?....Is that a fireball or a mountain lion coming out of my ass?

Sweetie, Quick! Bring me a drop cloth..I have explosive diarrhea.

by harry flashman July 11, 2003

spud

Friendly term like "pal" or "bud".

Yo, spud...what's up?

by harry flashman July 11, 2003

gnude

To look ugly when naked.

You think Paul looks funky in speedos, you ought to see him gnude.

by harry flashman July 11, 2003