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amuck

1. adv. (var. sp.) Frenzied and out of control. 2. n. An act of fornication by Buhwheet.
1. Percy forgot to take his thorazine and now he has run amok. 2. Yo, miatch...dum yhear an dimmy amuck.
by Harry Flashman July 2, 2003
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criminy

Mild blasphemy meaning "for Christs sake"
Oh criminy, I haven't taken my depro-provara for two weeks.
by harry flashman July 11, 2003
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Hortense Vagino

An utterly repulsive proto-typical woman you wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.
Don't get divorced over the age of 70; most of the women in the dating pool are like Hortense Vagino.
by harry flashman July 24, 2003
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fuck me to tears

A cry of angst.
As the first M-1 Abrams rolled into Baghdad, Saddam cried out, "Fuck me to tears", shaved his beard, donned a dress, lightly applied make-up and then slipped out the back door and joined the fleeing refugees.
by harry flashman August 5, 2003
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gnude

Orville gnude he'd seen her before...maybe she'd been a centerfold or sumthing.
by harry flashman August 2, 2003
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kidney stone

God's punishment for the evil you've done in this life, a preview of what an eternity in Hell is going to be like unless you straighten up your act.
Whats a kidney stone feel like?...imagine someone lubricating some barbed wire with rock salt, shoving it up your penis...then pull starting the barbed wire like your pelvic area was a stubborn lawnmower.
by harry flashman July 12, 2003
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Proctologist

That specialty in the medical profession that seems to attract doctors with large, outsized hairy knuckles and are loathe to trim their fingernails.
Dr. Hamfist, my proctologist, apologized for his recent weight gain and said he would be unable to remove his ring, but, that he would proceed gently.
by harry flashman July 12, 2003
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