boffum

What a greedy redneck says when given a choice to have a pack of cigarettes or a six-pack of beer.
Gimme boffum.
by harry flashman July 15, 2003
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shrinkage

A phrase in inventory control that accounts for employee and customer theft.
The reason stuff costs so much in convenience stores is shrinkage.
by harry flashman July 10, 2003
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schnikes

Leon bought a SCHNIKES-R-US franchise and knew he'd make his first million by age 30.
by harry flashman October 23, 2003
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aphid

Small insects that can infest ornamental plant leaves, and their excretions can blacken the leaves and interfere with photosynthesis and degrade the health of the plant.
Those friggin' aphids were sucking the vital essence from my Hollicae Burfordii so I Malathioned the bejesus out of the little buggers.
by harry flashman July 14, 2003
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what the fuck, over

Military jargon, occasionally written or spoken "WTFO"...while actually saying "What the fuck, over" what is implied is "Are you fucking shitting me?"
What the fuck, over...what PT Nazi came up with the idea of measuring percent body fat every month?
by harry flashman July 03, 2003
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smidgit

Delroy, a smidgit since birth, was dumber than a box of rocks and proud of it.
by harry flashman August 25, 2003
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hermatile

Acting disproportionately crazy to a situation; running amok and generally reacting badly
Percival went hermatile when his tuna sandwich came up missing from the snack room refrigerator and had to be sedated and take a paid day off.
by harry flashman July 08, 2003
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