Harry flashman's definitions

pan handle

Spelled "panhandle", a single word, its meaning changes to a geographic description of Northwest Florida or Western Oklahoma, both of which are populated by goobers, rednecks and jus' plain folks.

Please don't refer to the Florida panhandle as Baja Alabama.

by harry flashman July 15, 2003

computer semi-literate

A recovering Luddite, new to computers with a low skill level.

I ain't no computer semi-literate...I found the urban dictionary, didn't I?

by harry flashman July 17, 2003

turtle

A physical phenomenon caused by extremely cold weather in which the penis retracts into to abdominal cavity

I remember standing quarterdeck watch in Newport with the wind howling up Narragansett Bay, ass deep in snow...it made me go turtle.

by harry flashman July 15, 2003

rhizofaggous

A root eating man, derived form rhizophagous: root eating animal.

Barney was the only openly rhizofaggous member of Congress.

by harry flashman July 27, 2003

slap out

To be empty or devoid of inventory.

Are you slap out of brains, Bubba, I done told you we're slap out of moon pies?

by harry flashman July 25, 2003

naka yubi

Japanese phrase loosely translated as "middle finger", a crude attempt at verbalizing the American hand sign for "fuck you".

Bakka gaijin...naka yubi!

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

fob

To ignore rudely.

Don't fob me off when I'm talking to you, pinhead.

by harry flashman July 11, 2003