A failing or inoperative automatic transmission.
When asked by the service technician at the garage if his automobile transmission was a stick shift, Bubba, having just attained a GED, replied, "No, problematic."
by harry flashman September 01, 2003

Non-functional or inoperative. (TU)
Leander's headcatch was brokedick so this years bred heifers weren't gonna get palpated or Ivomec-ed.
by harry flashman July 20, 2003

by harry flashman July 26, 2003

by Harry flashman July 29, 2003

To be the first one to do something spectacular. Derived from the Russian Cosmonaut, Yuri Gagarin, the first man in space.
Anthony knew that the only way to boost sales on his AT-HOME-LIPOSUCTION kit was to do a Yuri and have his cousin Sal videotape the amazingly simple procedure using a bicycle pump, surgical tubing and a turkey baster.
by harry flashman July 24, 2003

Japanese phrase loosely translated as "middle finger", a crude attempt at verbalizing the American hand sign for "fuck you".
by harry flashman July 12, 2003

by harry flashman July 25, 2003
