Definitions by Harry flashman

rumen 

The first chamber of a ruminant's stomach in which bacteria break down food before it is returned to the mouth to be chewed as cud for nutrition.

Bubba: "Is Jolene got that PMS stuff...she been mighty cranky lately." Leroy: "Naw, her rumen upset."

rumen by harry flashman July 30, 2003

EPD's 

Expected Progeny Differences, data collected on cattle (dames and bulls) used in breeding programs to predict characteristics in offspring.

Lookit!, Leroy...check out the EPD's on that sweetheart wearing the crimson Carharrt's.

EPD's by harry flashman July 30, 2003

fucked 

Doomed or destined for failure.

Rodney wasn't worried about the search warrant until he saw that it included his computer hard drive and then he said, "I'm fucked."

fucked by harry flashman July 30, 2003

klugle 

A KKK Klusterfuck, derived from cluster in English and kugel (ball) in German.

Leroy was damned well fed up with the Klan...tonight had turned into a klugle; Beauregard forgot the kerosene, Jerrol forgot the timber and Bubba forgot to get a permit or to notify Channel 33 so they could get the cross-burning on the 10 o'clock news...he was seriously considering moving to Detroit and associate with a better class of people.

klugle by harry flashman July 30, 2003

mumbo 

To speak without clarity.

I listened to Bubba mumbo 'bout traffic jams, gettin' pulled over for speeding and hitting a deer but dammit the pizza weren't only cold...he ate everthang but the crust.

mumbo by harry flashman July 30, 2003

dog poop 

The blues, mental depression or sadness.

Bubba had a new tattoo he'd gotten last night with his mastercard, a hangover, had lost his dentures, the double-wide was leaking, he was a nickle shy for a lotto ticket, the tag on the Firebird was 2 months out-of-date and the transmission was leaking a quart a day, was being sued because his Blue Heeler raped a poodle and his court date for child support was tomorrow...he felt like dog poop.

dog poop by harry flashman July 30, 2003

Gwockomali

The kind of avocado salsa spread they serve in Jersey.

Yo, dis gwockomali tastes like shit...where dey make it? Noo Yawk?

Gwockomali by harry flashman July 29, 2003