Harry flashman's definitions

problematic

A failing or inoperative automatic transmission.

When asked by the service technician at the garage if his automobile transmission was a stick shift, Bubba, having just attained a GED, replied, "No, problematic."

by harry flashman September 1, 2003

Rather not

To express a preference in network TV news viewing.

If my cable or satellite went out and I needed a news fix, I'd Rather not.

by Harry flashman July 29, 2003

urinal cake

A civilian version of what is correctly called "officer candy" in the U.S. Navy.

Get with the program Seaman Recruit Smedlapp...mops are swabs...urinal cakes are officer candy!

by harry flashman July 10, 2003

cockbite

An untrustworthy person.

"Sammy the Bull Gravano is a real cockbite," said the Dapper Don.

by harry flashman July 23, 2003

license to steal

A law degree coupled with a passing score on the state bar exam.

Congratulations Mr. Ferndock...5th time was a charm, you passed the bar exam...you got a license to steal.

by harry flashman July 9, 2003

krap

KKK dung.

Grand Klugle Marmaluke excused himself from the cross-burning to go take a krap.

by harry flashman July 26, 2003

brokedick

Non-functional or inoperative. (TU)

Leander's headcatch was brokedick so this years bred heifers weren't gonna get palpated or Ivomec-ed.

by harry flashman July 20, 2003