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frosts my balls

An expression used to indicate annoyance at something or someone.
Every time I hear a politician pontificate about the Earned Income Credit or tax rebates for people who didn't pay taxes it frosts my balls.
by harry flashman July 23, 2003
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vienna sausages

A potted meat considered fine dining in Alabama when consumed in quantity with the resulting breath odor being much prized in attracting potential marriage partners; sometimes served at family gatherings with tragic results.
Jarleen, don't give DeWaine no vienna sausages for dinner until he finishes his homework conjugating them Latin verbs.
by harry flashman July 16, 2003
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fuck me to tears

A cry of angst.
As the first M-1 Abrams rolled into Baghdad, Saddam cried out, "Fuck me to tears", shaved his beard, donned a dress, lightly applied make-up and then slipped out the back door and joined the fleeing refugees.
by harry flashman August 5, 2003
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weltanschlong

Giant hard-on of worldly dimensions.//This is not a message board. You cannot spell, it is not your word.(see entry "fuck you too").//
Harry Flashman maintained his dignity and poise and wished Megnao a good life and sweet dreams of weltanschlongs flying towards his face.
by harry flashman August 5, 2003
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almoranha

Spanish slang for hemorrhoid, combining the words for "almond" and "piranha"
Deus mio..Ai-yi-i-i-i...los almoranha es grande caliente mi cuolo.
by harry flashman July 9, 2003
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deadbeat dad

An irresponsible father who hasn't the decency to do his moral, legal and ethical duty to support his child or at least to offer token payments of child support according to what he can afford or explain why not and what his plan is to make it up in the future.
I wish my former son-in-law wasn't a deadbeat dad and that the next time he wanted to get a body piercing he'd send that money to his son.
by harry flashman July 8, 2003
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gnude

Orville gnude he'd seen her before...maybe she'd been a centerfold or sumthing.
by harry flashman August 2, 2003
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