#10 buttplug

A very obnoxious person, unlikeable in any way.

I tried to handle his complaint with courtesy but he kept acting like a #10 buttplug.

by harry flashman July 07, 2003

fuck that

A response to a loaded question that seeks to elicit an affirmative reply.

Q. Hey, Rodney, I'm having a couple of close friends over tomorrow for beer and pizza...and to castrate some bull calves...can I count on you to come? A. Fuck that.

by harry flashman July 04, 2003

dittybag

A bag of toiletries, sewing, letter writng and sundry other goods that you get overcharged for in bootcamp.

Smitty climbed the Washington monument with a scoped 30-'06 and started taking out supply corp officers while muttering about being ripped off for $12.50 back in 1961.

by harry flashman July 11, 2003

pesonality

An endearing trait all sailors and tourists have when visiting the Philippines or Mexico.

Seaman Apprentice Poindexter couldn't get a date back in his hometown of Akron, Ohio but in Manila the boy was a babe magnet because he had pesonality.

by harry flashman July 25, 2003

amuck

1. adv. (var. sp.) Frenzied and out of control. 2. n. An act of fornication by Buhwheet.

1. Percy forgot to take his thorazine and now he has run amok. 2. Yo, miatch...dum yhear an dimmy amuck.

by Harry Flashman July 03, 2003

kidney stone

God's punishment for the evil you've done in this life, a preview of what an eternity in Hell is going to be like unless you straighten up your act.

Whats a kidney stone feel like?...imagine someone lubricating some barbed wire with rock salt, shoving it up your penis...then pull starting the barbed wire like your pelvic area was a stubborn lawnmower.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

Profanese

The unofficial language of the U.S. Navy, spoken for the sake of brevity and clarity.

While our sister service, the United States Marine Corps, is able to grasp the rudiments of Profanese and speak it in a pidgen fashion, the Air Force fails to master even the most basic vocabulary, grammar and syntax rendering meaningful communications difficult.(Translated into Profanese thus: Fucking Grunts shit circles around douchebag zoomie mofos in talking shit.)

by harry flashman July 17, 2003