by harry flashman July 04, 2003
by harry flashman July 13, 2003
1. Getting arrested for multiple felonies caps a 30 year political career. 2. Rodney had a hard time finding caps in size #6. 3.Give me two Alleve caps, I have to go satisfy a high maintenance client. 4.I think the CPSC has outlawed caps.
by harry flashman July 17, 2003
Bubba was synchonizing the cow's estrus cycles in order to artificially inseminate them but the cow lurched in the head catch and he shot 10cc's of Ludalice into his thumb and now wondered if it was going to infeminate him.
by harry flashman August 04, 2003
Sorry, that was a goof...it was a real .357 magnum round, not a .38 blank, I goofed...you want a tourniquet for that?
by harry flashman July 22, 2003
A Filipino insult combining the best traits of an asshole, douchebag, and scumbag. A Filipino in need of anger management training and a personality implant.
by Harry Flashman June 28, 2003
To be the first one to do something spectacular. Derived from the Russian Cosmonaut, Yuri Gagarin, the first man in space.
Anthony knew that the only way to boost sales on his AT-HOME-LIPOSUCTION kit was to do a Yuri and have his cousin Sal videotape the amazingly simple procedure using a bicycle pump, surgical tubing and a turkey baster.
by harry flashman July 24, 2003