People who are allergic to dairy, collect turds in their pants quite frequently. They ain't babies, they just made a mistake with what they ate.
by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 03, 2022
What little siblings and kids that aren't allowed to swear use in favor of........the f-bomb? Frick, I wish I could say it.
by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 03, 2022
When a kid plays too much Roblox to the point of thinking parkour is called obbies, and building something is called tycoons. They tend to find people with one leg and a mouth stitched shut attractive. Their are different levels of this Roblox in Real Life,
Level 1 - Adopt Me/Obbies/Tycoons. They think that they can trade their newborn puppy for a lizard. They think that obbies are real, and or parkour is called obbies. They think tycoons exist too.
Level 2 - Bloxburg
They think they can build houses and whatever they want, they think they can get a lot of money for working for two minutes. They tend to destroy their house when they don't like it.
Level 3 - Crazy,
These kids are mad. They think coca cola restores health, they think cheeseburgers are called chez burgers, they cut off their oh and replace it with s pencil. They stitch their mouth shut. They pull out swords and kill people called them noobs. they do all of this.
Level 4 - Absolutely Insane,
They think dating is prohibited, different languages (such as Spanish or Mandarin) are just people speaking in 'tags,' they are convinced that having one leg and no head makes you rich, they think money is called robux, they even beg on the streets for free 'robux,' these kids are clinically insane. Plus they do everything in all the other levels. They even trash talk people for having brown dreads, they call that stuff 'bacon hair.'
Level 1 - Adopt Me/Obbies/Tycoons. They think that they can trade their newborn puppy for a lizard. They think that obbies are real, and or parkour is called obbies. They think tycoons exist too.
Level 2 - Bloxburg
They think they can build houses and whatever they want, they think they can get a lot of money for working for two minutes. They tend to destroy their house when they don't like it.
Level 3 - Crazy,
These kids are mad. They think coca cola restores health, they think cheeseburgers are called chez burgers, they cut off their oh and replace it with s pencil. They stitch their mouth shut. They pull out swords and kill people called them noobs. they do all of this.
Level 4 - Absolutely Insane,
They think dating is prohibited, different languages (such as Spanish or Mandarin) are just people speaking in 'tags,' they are convinced that having one leg and no head makes you rich, they think money is called robux, they even beg on the streets for free 'robux,' these kids are clinically insane. Plus they do everything in all the other levels. They even trash talk people for having brown dreads, they call that stuff 'bacon hair.'
by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 06, 2022
Somebody who takes dumps in the worst places, including, but not limited to:
-Dishwashers
-Sinks
-Washers
-Dryers
-Dogbowl
-Fridge
-Freezer
-Cooler
-Fireplace
-Under the couch
-Shelf
-A wrench at Home Depot
-Dishwashers
-Sinks
-Washers
-Dryers
-Dogbowl
-Fridge
-Freezer
-Cooler
-Fireplace
-Under the couch
-Shelf
-A wrench at Home Depot
by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 06, 2022
1. The phrase used by elderly men when they want to binge watch all the Sharknado movies out of order and guess how the timeline goes.
2. A man's body hair.
3. The slang term for colorful feces.
4. A burnt Arabian woman or horse.
5. Water balloon(s) filled with feces and Skittles. Typically used by American children.
2. A man's body hair.
3. The slang term for colorful feces.
4. A burnt Arabian woman or horse.
5. Water balloon(s) filled with feces and Skittles. Typically used by American children.
1. 'Hey Todd, wanna do a salted m&m cupcake?'
2. 'Mom, my salted m&m cupcakes grew!'
3. 'Dude, I just had the steamiest salted m&m cupcakes ever!'
4. 'That poor salted m&m cupcake other there has an ear infection! I'm superised that she still has ears. I mean, they're not even visible on her head!'
5. 'My sons were playing with their salted m&m cupcakes. Boy was it chaotic, messy too!'
2. 'Mom, my salted m&m cupcakes grew!'
3. 'Dude, I just had the steamiest salted m&m cupcakes ever!'
4. 'That poor salted m&m cupcake other there has an ear infection! I'm superised that she still has ears. I mean, they're not even visible on her head!'
5. 'My sons were playing with their salted m&m cupcakes. Boy was it chaotic, messy too!'
by Harry Tessa Tickle III January 29, 2023
The Fortnite kid's instant realization of not getting a #1 victory royale after killing 100 people, or pretending that mouth wash, laundry detergent, soap, shampoo, or any harmful chemicals are a chug jug and proceed to drink it. Often mistaken with GTA in real life, only difference is how the kid talks. If they mention mats, 90's, or scars, they are most definitely doing a Fortnite in real life.
by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 03, 2022
A teenage girl is a girl going through puberty. Sadly puberty gives once a nice 9 year old that plays with her baby dolls all day, a bad name. Pros of teenage girls:
-Some can be nice
-Most are beautiful
Now for the cons:
-They can be mean
-They usually only care for boys and how they look, keyword: usually
-Suicidal when something bad happens
-Emotional, nobody can escape this.
-Some are TikTok girls
-The TikTok girls either use their body for fame, dance, make annoying TikToks about zodiac signs, or they just casually watch TikTok
-Some use the 'I have a boyfriend' excuse to reject you
-Wildly insecure
-Dramatic
Well, they are humans with emotions like you and I. Doesn't mean they are perfect.
Be realistic though, they will become adults soon. If you are a teenage girl reading this, don't label all teenage boys as rapists, or even pigs. A lot of them are just like you. Mainly emotional brats, kidding. Or am I?
-Some can be nice
-Most are beautiful
Now for the cons:
-They can be mean
-They usually only care for boys and how they look, keyword: usually
-Suicidal when something bad happens
-Emotional, nobody can escape this.
-Some are TikTok girls
-The TikTok girls either use their body for fame, dance, make annoying TikToks about zodiac signs, or they just casually watch TikTok
-Some use the 'I have a boyfriend' excuse to reject you
-Wildly insecure
-Dramatic
Well, they are humans with emotions like you and I. Doesn't mean they are perfect.
Be realistic though, they will become adults soon. If you are a teenage girl reading this, don't label all teenage boys as rapists, or even pigs. A lot of them are just like you. Mainly emotional brats, kidding. Or am I?
by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 03, 2022