Harry Johnson 's definitions

man titties

a fat dude's tig ol bitties

You fat fuck! When you fuck your wife, WHO SUCKS WHOSE TITITES!?!

by Harry Johnson June 11, 2003

Cunt Punt

When you kick a girl in the vagina

Man 1: I really hate Aliyah.

Man 2: Yeah, I think I'm gonna cunt punt her later.

by Harry Johnson February 8, 2017

finger fuck

to masturbate a pussy with your finger

She jacked me off while I finger fucked her.

by Harry Johnson June 11, 2003

jacknut

A jacknut is a less offensive term used to insult someone.

Derek, you're such a crazy jacknut!

by Harry Johnson April 28, 2003

finger bang

finger fucking a pussy

by Harry Johnson June 11, 2003

teeny poon

really good pussy from a girl under the age of 18

I picked up a Catholic schoolgirl and got some teeny poon. It was sweet!

by Harry Johnson June 11, 2003