Definitions by Harry Johnson

Cunt Punt 

When you kick a girl in the vagina

Man 1: I really hate Aliyah.

Man 2: Yeah, I think I'm gonna cunt punt her later.

Cunt Punt by Harry Johnson February 8, 2017

teeny poon 

really good pussy from a girl under the age of 18

I picked up a Catholic schoolgirl and got some teeny poon. It was sweet!

teeny poon by Harry Johnson June 11, 2003

finger bang 

finger fucking a pussy

finger bang by Harry Johnson June 11, 2003

man titties 

a fat dude's tig ol bitties

You fat fuck! When you fuck your wife, WHO SUCKS WHOSE TITITES!?!

man titties by Harry Johnson June 11, 2003

finger fuck

to masturbate a pussy with your finger

She jacked me off while I finger fucked her.

finger fuck by Harry Johnson June 11, 2003

jacknut 

A jacknut is a less offensive term used to insult someone.

Derek, you're such a crazy jacknut!

jacknut by Harry Johnson April 28, 2003