jacknut

A jacknut is a less offensive term used to insult someone.
Derek, you're such a crazy jacknut!
by Harry Johnson April 29, 2003
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Cunt Punt

When you kick a girl in the vagina
Man 1: I really hate Aliyah.

Man 2: Yeah, I think I'm gonna cunt punt her later.
by Harry Johnson February 08, 2017
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teeny poon

really good pussy from a girl under the age of 18
I picked up a Catholic schoolgirl and got some teeny poon. It was sweet!
by Harry Johnson June 11, 2003
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finger bang

finger fucking a pussy
by Harry Johnson June 11, 2003
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finger fuck

to masturbate a pussy with your finger
She jacked me off while I finger fucked her.
by Harry Johnson June 11, 2003
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man titties

a fat dude's tig ol bitties
You fat fuck! When you fuck your wife, WHO SUCKS WHOSE TITITES!?!
by Harry Johnson June 11, 2003
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