Definitions by Harry Flashman

Orgasmic

A word that describes something that brings you great joy.

I'm telling you Staff Sargeant Bohannon ain't no more orgasmic job in the Corps than artillery...VT frag over a herd of water buffalo...White Phosphorous on a VC vill....fleshettes nailing a Cong to a Banyan tree. Semper-friggin'-fi!

Orgasmic by harry flashman July 10, 2003

organism 

A redneck colloquialism for orgasm.

I'm takin' Vernell mugboggin' and after I'm get me a organism behind the Whattaburger.

organism by harry flashman July 10, 2003

wooser 

A loser; spoken thus by a small child who knows one when he sees one.

Keddy tennidy...wooser!

wooser by harry flashman July 10, 2003

BT 

Military abbreviation (spoken "BT" or "Bravo Tango") for big tits.

Corporal Bohannon, BT, 12 O'clock, incoming.

BT by harry flashman July 10, 2003

casreped 

Naval jargon for equipment that is inoperative.

The AN/SLQ-22(A)V(1) is casreped...it shit the bed last night on the midwatch....friggin' HPA and High Level TWT went out and took the O-1331 and HD-791 with it.

casreped by harry flashman July 10, 2003

SORTS 

A nightmarish, coded, machine-read Naval message that is supposed to be a real-time methodology for reporting overall operational readiness to a vindictive and hateful computer in Washington D.C. that seizes upon a single minute error and then flames your commanding officer who then shits in your garrison hat.

I'd rather be in charge of the Combined Federal Campaign at the Norfolk Naval Brig and have a bleeding prostate the size of grapefruit than be the SORTS officer.

SORTS by harry flashman July 10, 2003

Combinded Federal Campaign 

The collateral duty assigned to whoever the commanding officer is most pissed at. Combinded Federal Campaign = United Way Campaign.

Fuck me to tears...second year in a row the Captain put me in charge of the Combined Federal Campaign.

Combinded Federal Campaign by harry flashman July 10, 2003