loaf

A turd.(Esp. an elongated turd with a tapered end)

Excuse me please, I have to go pinch a loaf.

by harry flashman July 14, 2003

SLJO

Military acronym for Shitty Little Jobs Officer.

Ensign Velloquette was SLJO and his duties included postal audit, narcotics inventory/control, wardroom mess caterer, welfare and recreation fund audit, cash count inventory for the disbursing officers petty cash fund, enlisted linen supply serial number accounting, galley bean count, stadimeter calibration committee chairman, audio/visual tape inventory, small arms ammunition audit, fuel and lube oil testing program review board, nuclear weapons shelf life review and disposal board, mercury, polychlorinatedbiphenels, and berylium oxide storage and disposal board. Ensign Velloquette felt overwhelmed and underconfident his first day aboard USS Flounder (DD-666)

by harry flashman July 15, 2003

bites the hairy banana

To suck

Yeah, great idea...ought to improve morale tenfold...it bites the hairy banana.

by Harry Flashman July 02, 2003

Disco

A viral disease that swept though the 70's afflicting mostly older males in their 40's, symptoms included bad taste in clothing, St. Vitus dance, and lame pick-up lines.

Yeah I had Disco once but I survived it.

by harry flashman July 25, 2003

krap

Japanese gonorrhea.

Joshiro knew from the greenish-yellow discharge from his chimpo that he had the krap again.

by harry flashman July 27, 2003

Cordapio

A Filipino given name equivalent to Melvin, Bubba, Antwan, Chauncey or Delbert.

Cordapio DePeniscola, cursed since birth with a name held in high public ridicule in his native province of Ilocos Norte, after much consideration decided on Ambrosio for his American Immigration Visa application.

by harry flashman July 24, 2003

gigundy

Larger.

Dammit, Ferndock...I can't calibrate the fuzing mechanism for a 200KT nuclear weapon with a 7/16th box end wrench...gimme the gigundy one.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003