steamandcream

n. A naval term for an Oriental steambath in the red light district.
Hey Smitty, let's go get snot-slinging drunk, puke some osoba noodles through our nose, hit the steamandcream, then do it again.
by Harry Flashman June 28, 2003
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floor sweepin's

Detritus, debris, worthless junk.
Back to the drawing board, Bucko. Your first draft was floor sweepin's.
by Harry Flashman December 01, 2003
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flimpis

Excess scrotal tissue. The condition can be genetic and seldom leads to medical complications. Or more often its etiology can be traced to scarring caused my repeated zippering of skin that has not been safely retucked after urination. Flimpis is a rare medical condition, as those predisposed to more than one accidental zippering usually do not survive long enough to reach breeding age.
Sweet Jesus....got my flimpis hung up again.
by harry flashman July 04, 2003
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nosepicker

A military officer who is a graduate of his or her respective service academy.
It wasn't LCDR Schmedlapp's leadership skills that identified her as a nosepicker...it was the USNA ring two fingers down from the one buried up to the second knuckle in her nose.
by harry flashman July 12, 2003
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prolapse

A term mistakenly used in the place of relapse with humorous results.
That asshole Yolanda got outta rehab, but she done had a prolapse an it turn her inside out agin...drugs an evil thang.
by harry flashman July 12, 2003
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proto-hominid

A person dissimilar genetically from Homo Sapiens, lacking critical cognitive skills, the ability to learn from mistakes and devoid of any meaningful verbal ability. Should he or she accidentally breed, their progeny will die out within 2 or 3 generations in a fizzle of hyper-Darwinian evolution.
Quit raggin' on poor old Jolene...her daddy was a proto-hominid and the girl can't help the way she is.
by harry flashman July 07, 2003
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aquestion

Having to do with horses, equestrian.
Althea asked directions to the aquestion center where she hoped to rent and ride a horse, but nobody seemed to know what she was talking about.
by harry flashman August 13, 2003
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