Definitions by Harry Flashman

infinite regress 

Total sadness and remorse.

Yolanda gots infinite regress fo' slappin' Pearleen at Paw-Paws funerile.

infinite regress by harry flashman July 12, 2003

Babdis 

The militant, hardcore, ultra-fundamentalist, Shia, right wing of the Baptist religion.

Jethro, you take my word for it...onced them Babdis get fired up wid the Holy Spirit, ain't no Cathlick, Jew or man of color safe in this county.

Babdis by harry flashman July 12, 2003

greenteeth 

A manifestation of poor dental hygeine.

Though technically accurate, the diagnosis of Bubbas dating problem was greenteeth, but in fairness to Bubba it should have been diagnosed greentooth.

greenteeth by harry flashman July 12, 2003

harkut 

The cure-all for hippies in the 60's.

Boy...git ah harkut!

harkut by harry flashman July 12, 2003

kidney stone 

God's punishment for the evil you've done in this life, a preview of what an eternity in Hell is going to be like unless you straighten up your act.

Whats a kidney stone feel like?...imagine someone lubricating some barbed wire with rock salt, shoving it up your penis...then pull starting the barbed wire like your pelvic area was a stubborn lawnmower.

kidney stone by harry flashman July 12, 2003

the ramones 

Pioneer punk band with "The KKK took my baby away" and "I wanna be sedated" their best work.

I always put on the ramones CD when the Jehovah's Witnesses come knocking on my door.

the ramones by harry flashman July 12, 2003

assrhoid 

A superlative for asshole.

Burchell, a.k.a. "assrhoid", left a trail of ruined careers where ever he went.

assrhoid by harry flashman July 12, 2003