Definitions by Harry Ballsonya

brown eye 

when a person poops in to someones eye and they go blind

he can't see me, he got brown eyed

brown eye by harry ballsonya April 8, 2005

hocosapian 

(n) - a human being that comes from the mythical location of Howard County.

You know that guy Daivd Janson? well he's a god damn hocosapian and steals rikkiloff from people who should be gods.

hocosapian by Harry Ballsonya December 4, 2004

Gorilla Slide 

The largest of the anthropoid apes (Gorilla gorilla) native to the forests of equatorial Africa, having a stocky body and coarse, dark brown or black hair.
then the person slides on a human being down a hill in the midst of a hump.

David Janson pulled the gorilla slide on a black girl in baltimore after a dance dance revolution party.

Gorilla Slide by Harry Ballsonya December 4, 2004

Hypertrophy 

it comes from the greek word "procrasturbate" and means to build muscle fiber. first said when Socrates called Aristole a bitch and told to work out to build hypertrophy.

Meg Phil went to the Gym and beat up "little people" thus she developed Hypertrophy.
Our pickle ball team won the hypertrophy and partied like it was 1999 big willy style

Hypertrophy by harry Ballsonya November 18, 2004

Skanksta 

Adj. Combination of the word gangsta and skank but doesn't involve either word. This means when a person loves giving the infamous "titty twisters" or ass smacks for no reason. Once or twice is okay in this culture but this is the person who does it to get joy out of touching other males in heat.

Bob smacked my ass after I walked by him so i yelled at him, "homo". He proceded to cry like a little girl who is realizing that no one loves her.

Skanksta by Harry Ballsonya November 4, 2004

Mudbuzzard

a lesbian that plays in ditches.

Terry is such a mudbuzzard.

Mudbuzzard by Harry Ballsonya June 28, 2004

The Bearded Starfish

When a male sticks his cock in the girl's vagina simultaneously with his nuts in her asshole. Thus called because it hits both the chocolate starfish and the bearded clam.

Vicki was so loose that I was able to pull the bearded starfish on her skanky ass.

The Bearded Starfish by Harry Ballsonya October 3, 2003