316 definitions by Harry flashman

monominded

Singleminded; focused on one thing so intensely as to negate the instinct for self preservation.

Carlotta was so monominded about her apppearance that while grooming herself in the rearview mirror on the commute to work she compressed her Geo Metro to 3 feet in length on a stopped semi-trailer.

by Harry flashman October 30, 2003

flag

To single out for attention and scrutiny.

Flag his personnel file, Mr Hoover, I think his cousin was a Bolshevik.

by Harry flashman July 11, 2003

Mondo

A time-share condo.

Prunella went to Miami and stayed in her cousin's mondo.

by Harry flashman September 18, 2003

dittybag

A bag of toiletries, sewing, letter writng and sundry other goods that you get overcharged for in bootcamp.

Smitty climbed the Washington monument with a scoped 30-'06 and started taking out supply corp officers while muttering about being ripped off for $12.50 back in 1961.

by Harry flashman July 11, 2003

pesonality

An endearing trait all sailors and tourists have when visiting the Philippines or Mexico.

Seaman Apprentice Poindexter couldn't get a date back in his hometown of Akron, Ohio but in Manila the boy was a babe magnet because he had pesonality.

by Harry flashman July 25, 2003

scumbubble

n. An unpleasant person with a personality disorder rendering him unlikable, incapable of civility and proactively rude to all he encounters.

Totally controlled by his genetic make-up and the unfortunate fact that he was raised by lizards, Larry started complaining about everything in the hope that everyone would become as miserable as him.

by Harry flashman July 3, 2003

ringknocker

A military service academy graduate.

To convey to all those present that he was a West Point graduate, Major Talliafero lightly rapped his ring on the wooden conference table signaling to all present that did not already know so from toilet paper stuck to his shoe that he was a ringknocker, and thus worthy of respect.

by Harry flashman July 12, 2003