316 definitions by Harry Flashman

welshman

The only race in the British Isles possessed of a full set of teeth and chromosomes.

You can tell an Englishman from a Welshman by his poorer dentition and narrower set eyes.

by Harry Flashman July 13, 2003

fuckload

Lesser known synonym for shitload, meaning very many, a whole bunch of or scads of.

That's a fuckload of gasoline you are using to get that brush pile started, Bubba...careful about that little bit you spilled on your cods.

by Harry Flashman July 17, 2003

laissez-faire

Fr. Either a term meaning a policy of non-interference in economics or meaning an indolent homosexual.

Pierre, an economic adviser to the finance minister was going to propose a laissez-faire approach to the recession but was such a laissez-faire that he never got around to it.

by Harry Flashman July 8, 2003

hilario

What Hillary won't give Bill. It drove Bill to seek the comfort of Monica.

If Bill had been getting hilario real regular he could have gotten a third term.

by Harry Flashman July 4, 2003

soybean breath

An insult implying the recipient is either an anal-retentive enviro-health food nut or a not-bred-for-intelligence herd animal.

Hey, asshole...go do preventive maintenance on your Volvo, you soybean breath sack of shit...and quit staring at me and rolling your eyes...it's taking the enjoyment out my eating this batter-fried triple bacon cheeseburger.

by Harry Flashman September 18, 2003

aphid

Small insects that can infest ornamental plant leaves, and their excretions can blacken the leaves and interfere with photosynthesis and degrade the health of the plant.

Those friggin' aphids were sucking the vital essence from my Hollicae Burfordii so I Malathioned the bejesus out of the little buggers.

by Harry Flashman July 14, 2003

mudshovel

A person who will eat anything.

Bubba's a mudshovel...I seen him eat a 3 day old tuna sannitch.

by Harry Flashman July 11, 2003