Hardly Q's definitions

Sheets

Going down on someone after they crap in your bed.

He’s whipped by licking her sheets.

by Hardly Q January 4, 2021

Feedback loophole

Someone who won’t shut up about something.

That genius is caught in another feedback loophole.

by Hardly Q January 4, 2021

Anal flowstate

A period of enlightenment when shitting on others to get to the top.

He had to use his butt plug as a pacifier be cause his anal flowstate was so elevated.

by Hardly Q January 4, 2021

California

California is a great place to visit, and a shit place to live.

California is such an anal flowstate; people there live on diarrhea drinks. “We have a high pressure front coming from the west.”

by Hardly Q January 4, 2021

Mask champion

Someone who loves to wear a mask because they are so ugly.

Jeremy was a mask champion when he met the ladies.

by Hardly Q January 4, 2021

Chattanooga Choo Choo

Chattanooga choo choo

He was happy to call her choo choo, until he realized the rem-rim was chugging behind him with HIV, and singing the Chattanooga choo choo.

by Hardly Q January 4, 2021

Jeremy

A master genius who goes crazy for gunts and ki ki pheromone spray. Paints like Jackson Polok, has such a fantazmical life story.

If you are lucky enough to catch a Jeremy under the rainbow, hold on tight, he will offer you a pot of gold.

by Hardly Q January 4, 2021