Definitions by Hardly Q

Chattanooga Choo Choo 

Chattanooga choo choo

He was happy to call her choo choo, until he realized the rem-rim was chugging behind him with HIV, and singing the Chattanooga choo choo.

Chattanooga Choo Choo by Hardly Q January 4, 2021

Mask champion 

Someone who loves to wear a mask because they are so ugly.

Jeremy was a mask champion when he met the ladies.

Mask champion by Hardly Q January 4, 2021

California 

California is a great place to visit, and a shit place to live.

California is such an anal flowstate; people there live on diarrhea drinks. “We have a high pressure front coming from the west.”

California by Hardly Q January 4, 2021

Anal flowstate 

A period of enlightenment when shitting on others to get to the top.

He had to use his butt plug as a pacifier be cause his anal flowstate was so elevated.

Anal flowstate by Hardly Q January 4, 2021

Feedback loophole 

Someone who won’t shut up about something.

That genius is caught in another feedback loophole.

Feedback loophole by Hardly Q January 4, 2021

Sheets 

Going down on someone after they crap in your bed.

He’s whipped by licking her sheets.

Sheets by Hardly Q January 4, 2021

Small potatoes 

Not a big deal

After a fuck she enjoys arsenic in small potatoes.

Small potatoes by Hardly Q January 4, 2021