Sheets

Going down on someone after they crap in your bed.

He’s whipped by licking her sheets.

by Hardly Q January 04, 2021

California

California is a great place to visit, and a shit place to live.

California is such an anal flowstate; people there live on diarrhea drinks. “We have a high pressure front coming from the west.”

by Hardly Q January 04, 2021

Guntscratch

When a women shaved off all her pubes for a pedo, but it grows back nah-sty.

My guy shaved his back and his pubes. He was so itchy he looked like he had crabs, or fleas, but it was just a pineapple guntscratch.

by Hardly Q January 04, 2021

Rem

Rem

REM caused a Giant abortion spluge

by Hardly Q January 03, 2021

Small potatoes

Not a big deal

After a fuck she enjoys arsenic in small potatoes.

by Hardly Q January 04, 2021

Whilden

A awesome G.U.N.T, who Whilden Live in titleseven housing forever.

Whilden kicked me in the stomach.

by Hardly Q January 04, 2021

Rem

Gay catlady

That rem really like cats

by Hardly Q January 03, 2021