Hardly Q's definitions

Coat hanger

Republicans

Republicans like to use coat hangers

by Hardly Q January 3, 2021

Rem

Rem

REM caused a Giant abortion spluge

by Hardly Q January 3, 2021

Chattanooga Choo Choo

Chattanooga choo choo

He was happy to call her choo choo, until he realized the rem-rim was chugging behind him with HIV, and singing the Chattanooga choo choo.

by Hardly Q January 4, 2021

California

California is a great place to visit, and a shit place to live.

California is such an anal flowstate; people there live on diarrhea drinks. “We have a high pressure front coming from the west.”

by Hardly Q January 4, 2021

Guntscratch

When a women shaved off all her pubes for a pedo, but it grows back nah-sty.

My guy shaved his back and his pubes. He was so itchy he looked like he had crabs, or fleas, but it was just a pineapple guntscratch.

by Hardly Q January 4, 2021

Jeremy

A master genius who goes crazy for gunts and ki ki pheromone spray. Paints like Jackson Polok, has such a fantazmical life story.

If you are lucky enough to catch a Jeremy under the rainbow, hold on tight, he will offer you a pot of gold.

by Hardly Q January 4, 2021

Remy

Remy is a beautiful rainbow.

“Don’t luck under Remy for a pot of gold.”

by Hardly Q January 4, 2021