HappyHenry35's definitions

pulling out

to leave a parking lot with your penis, or to pull out your vehicle from a vagina.

by HappyHenry35 June 24, 2003

Letterman

the funniest late night show host today. much funnier than jay leno.

I tried to watch jay leno, but i got a real sense of how fake LA is very quickly. I hurried and flipped it to Letterman, who always makes me laugh.
Have you seen his "Will it Float?" skit? It is hilarious!

by HappyHenry35 April 20, 2003

no one

the correct answer to "Who built the Ark ? "

"Who built the Arc? No one! No one! "

by HappyHenry35 June 13, 2004

ass water

the water that splashes onto the ass from a falling terd.

after trying for 13 minutes, john finally squeezed out the last terd. Sadly, the terd was heavy and produced superfluous ass water.

by HappyHenry35 April 18, 2003

Chick-Fil-A

Another word for "heaven", that just so happens to serve delicious food.

Chick-Fil-A is the shiznet! They are so nice and generous. I mean, I get free coupons for there all the time!

by HappyHenry35 June 20, 2004

regis philbin

noun 1. the person regis philbin
verb 1. to innocently kill a puppy while playing the spoons

regis philbin was aquitted on all charges of regis philbin.

by HappyHenry35 April 18, 2003

jew on a stick

another name for Jesus.

guy 1 "holy jew on a stick!"

guy 2 "ya mean jesus christ?"

by HappyHenry35 September 22, 2006