double dip

to subsequently fuck a shitty asshole twice.

Because my girlfriend's asshole had too much shit in it, I had no choice but to double dip.

by HappyHenry35 June 25, 2003

ass water

the water that splashes onto the ass from a falling terd.

after trying for 13 minutes, john finally squeezed out the last terd. Sadly, the terd was heavy and produced superfluous ass water.

by HappyHenry35 April 18, 2003

toss salad

what Martha Stewart teaches you how to do on her show.

I watched Martha Stewart Living this morning. She taught me how to toss a salad.

by HappyHenry35 June 29, 2004

jew on a stick

another name for Jesus.

guy 1 "holy jew on a stick!"

guy 2 "ya mean jesus christ?"

by HappyHenry35 September 23, 2006

insulin

a protein pancreatic hormone secreted by the islets of Langerhans that is essential especially for the metabolism of carbohydrates and is used in the treatment and control of diabetes mellitus

I sure could go for a insulin shot right about now. Seriously, I need one. Help me!

by HappyHenry35 March 15, 2004

Cock Eye

what you'd be if you had the skin from your circumcision sewned to hold your eyes open.

i have no idea where i am

by HappyHenry35 June 26, 2004

Letterman

the funniest late night show host today. much funnier than jay leno.

I tried to watch jay leno, but i got a real sense of how fake LA is very quickly. I hurried and flipped it to Letterman, who always makes me laugh.
Have you seen his "Will it Float?" skit? It is hilarious!

by HappyHenry35 April 21, 2003