Definitions by Happy Noodle Blacker

turds in your coffee 

Having M&M's, Hershey Kisses, or any other small pieces of chocolate in a cup of coffee.

Hanna: Want some turds in your coffee?
Edith: Yummy! Of course.

turds in your coffee by Happy Noodle Blacker September 4, 2006

cornholio 

One who is acting silly or stupid because he or she is under the influence of sugar, drugs, or alcohol.

Hannah: What's wrong with Ian? Why's he running around with his shirt over head like that?
Shiro: Uh, well, he just ate a pound of rock candy and drank a bottle of cold medicine.
Hannh: Well, get cornholio in the house before he hurts himself!

cornholio by Happy Noodle Blacker August 23, 2006

Gerald's Game 

pertaining to a Stephen King novel, it means to handcuff someome to a bed and leave them for long periods of time.

That dominatrix would Gerald's Game you for the weekend if you piss her off.

Gerald's Game by Happy Noodle Blacker August 23, 2006

chester molester 

One who has sex with children.

Tell the kids to stay away from that chester molester.

chester molester by Happy Noodle Blacker August 23, 2006

getting Flippy on someone 

pertaining to a certain Happy Tree Friend, it means to violently attack and defeat someone.

I don't want to be present when he's getting Flippy on someone.

getting Flippy on someone by Happy Noodle Blacker August 22, 2006